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re: Scientists achieve teleportation breakthrough
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:57 am to hawgfaninc
Posted on 2/11/25 at 6:57 am to hawgfaninc
So… Bluetooth?
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:11 am to hawgfaninc
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The team managed to do this with 86% accuracy

Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:12 am to td1
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The cat is both dead and alive.
And it might also be in two separate rooms at once
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:14 am to Double Down
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So… Bluetooth?
No shite.

Also, the article very clearly puts quotes around "teleported" because that's actually not what this is at all. It simply sent information using light. Which is pretty cool in itself and could have many applications...but in no way is it legit teleporting one thing to a different place in space/time.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:14 am to northshorebamaman
Why didn’t someone tell me my arse was so big?!
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:17 am to hawgfaninc
The idea of teleportation has always spooked me.
What if teleportation is actually just really good cloning, and we one day think we can teleport people but really it's just making a copy and killing the original. You'd never know, because the copy would think they are the original and be like "holy smokes yeh it worked!" but really, the original just dies. Teleportation is widely accepted one day when in reality it's just murdering people left and right.
What if teleportation is actually just really good cloning, and we one day think we can teleport people but really it's just making a copy and killing the original. You'd never know, because the copy would think they are the original and be like "holy smokes yeh it worked!" but really, the original just dies. Teleportation is widely accepted one day when in reality it's just murdering people left and right.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:19 am to Armymann50
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So only 86% of your body makes the leap.
And no tellinghl if it makes it in one piece or trillions.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:20 am to hawgfaninc
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they successfully "teleported" information
Ah...kind of like I "teleported" my daughter to ask what she wanted for dinner.??
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:35 am to Fe_Mike
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What if teleportation is actually just really good cloning, and we one day think we can teleport people but really it's just making a copy and killing the original. You'd never know, because the copy would think they are the original and be like "holy smokes yeh it worked!" but really, the original just dies. Teleportation is widely accepted one day when in reality it's just murdering people left and right.
But then one person gets away and has to get to the bottom of what is really happening. There is your show. Kinda sorta similar to the Sixth Day.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 7:58 am to Poker_hog
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I believe quantum information refers to to particle pairs that are dependent on each other. So if you can observe one particular you know what the other is doing whether they are 2 meters apart or 2 light years apart. All other communication speed is limited by the speed of light.
This becomes incredibly important as we turn our attention towards the possibility of colonizing other worlds. For example, right now it would take anywhere from 3-22 minutes to send a message to Mars or for someone on Mars to send a message back to Earth (the large range is due to where the Earth and Mars are in relation to each other, such as if they were on opposite sides of the Sun).
Posted on 2/11/25 at 8:05 am to hawgfaninc
They blue toothed. Big fricking deal
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:26 am to This GUN for HIRE
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nformation between two quantum computers l
So bluetooth?
Exactly what I was thinking.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:29 am to hawgfaninc
Apply it to porn and watch this thing get pumped out within 10 years
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:41 am to hawgfaninc
So, Bluetooth???
ETA - damn double down in my head!
ETA - damn double down in my head!
This post was edited on 2/11/25 at 9:43 am
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:42 am to hawgfaninc
So they discovered wi-fi?
Was this also a USAID grant by any chance?
Because it sounds like one
Was this also a USAID grant by any chance?
Because it sounds like one
Posted on 2/11/25 at 9:47 am to PalmettoPlayer13
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Someone help me out here on what Im missing. How is this "ground breaking"? 2 meters to transfer information? My wifi goes farther than that
My guess is WIFI works on a radio wave where quantum light whatever works on a light band.
So radio wave speed vs speed of light.
My guess is it’s like going from 56k modem to high speed internet.
Posted on 2/11/25 at 11:24 am to td1
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The cat is both dead and alive.
Meanwhile, the pragmatist asks, "Why did you put the cat in a damn box?".
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