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re: Saving your texts when having relations is important
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to LSUintheNW
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to LSUintheNW
This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to LSUintheNW
quote:Over/Under on her weight is officially set at 203.5 lbs.
No. Had 2 margaritas that were weak and she drove. Got back to her place, 15 min later she changed and then had her big double D titties in my face.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to LSUintheNW
Had a similar situation happen to a friend. He brought a chick home from a club one night and his roommates girlfriend walked into the den and caught the girl performing oral sex on him. The roommates girlfriend happens to be friends with the fiance of the chick he brought home from the club. She goes and tells ol'boy that the chick he is about to marry was caught playing the skin flute of her boyfriends roomate and of course the guy confronts his fiance about it and breaks up with her. The chick then claims she was sooooooo drunk she doesn't even remember how it happened and that my friend must of slipped her a mickey. She goes and files charges against my friend to make her story more believable and the fiance then agrees to take her back since he now thinks she was taken advantage of instead of just being a cheating whore. Long story short it turned into expensive legal nightmare for my buddy and only ended because the girl later confessed to making the whole thing up after she was caught by her fiance cheating with his cousin. Thankfully the fiance went to the Police with my friend and told everything that his now ex girlfriend told him and eventually my buddy's name was cleared. I hope you get through this and come out clear on the other side but unfortunately unless she confesses to lying and recants her story you could be in for a long and expensive legal nightmare.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to LSUintheNW
quote:How many times did you have sex with her?
LSUintheNW
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to LSUintheNW
when you ignore this
because of this
unfortunately, you sometimes get this
Moral: don't ignore the crazy and expect a not crazy outcome
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Always knew she was crazy
because of this
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crazy means good sex.
unfortunately, you sometimes get this
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accused of fake
Moral: don't ignore the crazy and expect a not crazy outcome
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:58 pm to NoHoTiger
Well then start telling normal chicks to up their game in the bedroom.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:59 pm to Breesus
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I've got no fricking sense of smell and I haven't spoken to my father in years.
He's gone smell blind!
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:00 pm to SabiDojo
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Well then start telling normal chicks to up their game in the bedroom.
The bedroom? Well, shite, there's my problem. I've been waiting for him in the kitchen.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:01 pm to LSUintheNW
What happened prior to that text? You never called her? broke up with her, hit on her friends? something had to make her say that right?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:02 pm to LSUintheNW
This is why I just don’t have sex
Freedom is more important
Freedom is more important
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:02 pm to LSUintheNW
I’d bet the barn these women are ugly and fat
Also did you smoke any of that weed with the woman, the stuff you’re always bragging on here about like it’s cool?
Also did you smoke any of that weed with the woman, the stuff you’re always bragging on here about like it’s cool?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:03 pm to LSUintheNW
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Saving your texts when having relations is important
jump on that shite first... press charges on her and serve that bitch up for false accusations. teach her homey don't play dat shite. otherwise, you're gonna be on the defensive and potentially having to hire a lawyer.
Back up your phone TWICE
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:03 pm to shel311
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Over/Under on her weight is officially set at 203.5 lbs.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:04 pm to LSUintheNW
Why do you think she is she accusing you of rape?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:05 pm to LSUintheNW
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big double D titties in my face.
Is this wrong? Should I not be doing this?
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:06 pm to lsu480
No clue. It isn't like weve gone out much.
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:06 pm to LSUintheNW
everything in this thread brings me to the divorce thread the other day.
sometimes you idiots just need to stay home and masturbate.
sometimes you idiots just need to stay home and masturbate.
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