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re: Saving your texts when having relations is important

Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to

This post was edited on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112945 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:54 pm to
quote:

No. Had 2 margaritas that were weak and she drove. Got back to her place, 15 min later she changed and then had her big double D titties in my face.

Over/Under on her weight is officially set at 203.5 lbs.
Posted by OGJangalang
South Mississippi
Member since Apr 2017
563 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
Had a similar situation happen to a friend. He brought a chick home from a club one night and his roommates girlfriend walked into the den and caught the girl performing oral sex on him. The roommates girlfriend happens to be friends with the fiance of the chick he brought home from the club. She goes and tells ol'boy that the chick he is about to marry was caught playing the skin flute of her boyfriends roomate and of course the guy confronts his fiance about it and breaks up with her. The chick then claims she was sooooooo drunk she doesn't even remember how it happened and that my friend must of slipped her a mickey. She goes and files charges against my friend to make her story more believable and the fiance then agrees to take her back since he now thinks she was taken advantage of instead of just being a cheating whore. Long story short it turned into expensive legal nightmare for my buddy and only ended because the girl later confessed to making the whole thing up after she was caught by her fiance cheating with his cousin. Thankfully the fiance went to the Police with my friend and told everything that his now ex girlfriend told him and eventually my buddy's name was cleared. I hope you get through this and come out clear on the other side but unfortunately unless she confesses to lying and recants her story you could be in for a long and expensive legal nightmare.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112945 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
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LSUintheNW
How many times did you have sex with her?
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45199 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
Over imo.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:55 pm to
when you ignore this
quote:

Always knew she was crazy

because of this
quote:

crazy means good sex.

unfortunately, you sometimes get this
quote:

accused of fake


Moral: don't ignore the crazy and expect a not crazy outcome
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:58 pm to
Well then start telling normal chicks to up their game in the bedroom.
Posted by Triple Bogey
19th Green
Member since May 2017
6855 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 2:59 pm to
quote:

I've got no fricking sense of smell and I haven't spoken to my father in years.


He's gone smell blind!
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:00 pm to
quote:

Well then start telling normal chicks to up their game in the bedroom.


The bedroom? Well, shite, there's my problem. I've been waiting for him in the kitchen.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:01 pm to



<3
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70178 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:01 pm to
What happened prior to that text? You never called her? broke up with her, hit on her friends? something had to make her say that right?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:02 pm to
This is why I just don’t have sex

Freedom is more important
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151593 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:02 pm to
I’d bet the barn these women are ugly and fat



Also did you smoke any of that weed with the woman, the stuff you’re always bragging on here about like it’s cool?
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
Member since Nov 2010
84835 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:02 pm to
Marry me.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
20261 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Saving your texts when having relations is important



jump on that shite first... press charges on her and serve that bitch up for false accusations. teach her homey don't play dat shite. otherwise, you're gonna be on the defensive and potentially having to hire a lawyer.

Back up your phone TWICE
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37026 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

Over/Under on her weight is officially set at 203.5 lbs.



I don't date fat chicks brah. I've got options with my height and a full head of hair.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:04 pm to
Why do you think she is she accusing you of rape?
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46212 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

big double D titties in my face.

Is this wrong? Should I not be doing this?

Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
37026 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:06 pm to
No clue. It isn't like weve gone out much.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32736 posts
Posted on 10/24/17 at 3:06 pm to
everything in this thread brings me to the divorce thread the other day.

sometimes you idiots just need to stay home and masturbate.
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