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re: Salma Hayek swimming in a bikini (NSFW)

Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74846 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:27 pm to
Marrying a billionaire didn't hurt her surroundings...

Wood / Floats
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134630 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:28 pm to
And no tattoos either
Posted by VABuckeye
NOVA
Member since Dec 2007
38283 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:30 pm to
Also no weird augmentation that I can see though I'd like to do a closer inspection.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
55943 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:43 pm to
she could swim in my above ground backyard pool anytime
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6341 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:49 pm to
Would [but in Spanish].
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
172269 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 2:51 pm to
I wonder if she knows Grand Coteau got over a foot of snow last week.
Posted by MAROON
Houston
Member since Jul 2012
2465 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:08 pm to




30 years ago
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:15 pm to
She does not age.

She's fricking perfect!
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:15 pm to
quote:

wiping down my keyboard with no hands

Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4647 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:22 pm to
Some here will say she's going to be fat when she gets older, has kids etc
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19485 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:28 pm to
quote:

Some here will say she's going to be fat when she gets older, has kids etc


When Salma was the same age as the fat girl in the other thread, you can't even come close to comparing their bodies.
Posted by Chrome
Chromeville
Member since Nov 2007
13287 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:31 pm to
Just don't say she's too old like they did in "The Hitman's Wife's Body Guard".
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32529 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 3:38 pm to
I never ever ever get tired of Salma Hayek threads. The most beautiful woman in the world IMO.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8350 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:01 pm to
quote:

Some here will say she's going to be fat when she gets older, has kids etc


I bet her tits will sag to her knees too.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
20097 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:02 pm to
quote:


She's perfect


Her face could be much better.

Body great.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5488 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:03 pm to
She’s so great except for the fact that she’s mentally unwell enough to be posting stuff like this in her fifties.
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
34204 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:08 pm to
I wouldn't even last 20 seconds
Posted by Vincenzo Pantangelli
Member since Nov 2024
1410 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:09 pm to
GILF
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:22 pm to
Lana del rey
Posted by DMAN1968
Member since Apr 2019
13229 posts
Posted on 1/27/25 at 4:36 pm to
And not a trashy tat to be seen...nice!
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