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re: Salma Hayek is 57 years old!

Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:52 pm to
Posted by Willietd
Member since Apr 2017
2012 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 1:52 pm to
You gotta know Tarantino was gleeful af writing himself into that role.
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
43337 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:11 pm to
Fine. arse. Wine.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3415 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:22 pm to
Can’t tell you how many times I fapped to her getting fricked by Antonio Banderas in Desperado. Hearing that flamenco-style electric guitar riff makes me want to go out and find a smoking hot Latino babe and frick the ever living shite out of her

Antonio Banderas is one lucky bastard. Dude got paid to have unsimulated sex with Angelina Jolie in Original Sin and had kids with two women who were dimes in their prime
This post was edited on 7/22/24 at 2:26 pm
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47239 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:25 pm to
quote:

makes me want to go out and find a smoking hot Latino babe
might want to find a latina
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3415 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:32 pm to
Latino or Latina, there ain’t much of a difference
Posted by grizzlylongcut
Member since Sep 2021
14428 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:33 pm to
Titties
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16168 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 2:34 pm to
That would make a great screen saver.


Salma's tits > Paige's tits
Posted by diat150
Louisiana
Member since Jun 2005
47239 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:00 pm to
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Latino or Latina, there ain’t much of a difference


until he pulls his cock out
Posted by HueyLongJr
Member since Oct 2007
956 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:04 pm to
Waited in line behind her at a stand at the Farmer’s Market in Los Angeles 15 or so years ago. Gorgeous, but surprisingly short. Like, 5’1.
Posted by JasonDBlaha
Woodlands, Texas
Member since Apr 2023
3415 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:20 pm to
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Until he pulls his cock out


LINK
Posted by msap9020
Texas
Member since Feb 2015
2088 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:29 pm to
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She's officially the baddest chick in Hollywood history...

Look, I know there have been hotter women on a technical scale (flashes in the pan), but when you factor in longevity it's Salma in a LANDSLIDE.

Decades of hotness puts her over the top IMO.


Liz Hurley says hold my beer........
Posted by pbro62
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2016
15171 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 3:35 pm to
Don’t you mean dude faggie
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1389 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 4:48 pm to
Fantastic
Posted by windmill
Prairieville, La
Member since Dec 2005
7705 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 5:09 pm to
Latino or Latina, there ain’t much of a difference“

Quite a difference.
Posted by Boudreauboudreaugoly
Land of the Rice n Son
Member since Oct 2017
2701 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 5:18 pm to
Given that gene pool, if there’s any human we need to clone, it would be her. Could you imagine a couple million of her running around?
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8147 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 5:26 pm to
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While visiting Madrid in an interview in 2015 with Un Nuevo Día, Hayek described herself as fifty-percent Lebanese and fifty-percent Spanish saying that her grandmother/maternal great-grandparents were from Spain


Her father was of Lebanese descent
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39124 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 5:33 pm to
That's how I think of her and Hurley. Neither were the hottest in their primes but they maintained their beauty so incredibly well.
Posted by flyingtexastiger
Southlake, TX
Member since Oct 2005
1755 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 6:34 pm to
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23483 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 6:45 pm to
All she is missing is a bunch of barbed wire tats.











Just kidding. She fine.
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
Member since Jun 2018
32109 posts
Posted on 7/22/24 at 7:07 pm to
Most stunning woman on the planet by far.
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