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re: Running the grill has this man down bad

Posted on 7/20/24 at 4:30 pm to
Posted by StTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2008
3059 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 4:30 pm to
Every good grill master or smoker knows how to adapt. If you see someone with "pulled" or shredded brisket, it's because it was dry

Got to learn to adapt. Throw the ribs in a broth and boil until tender and make it a gravy.

Id eat the wings though because I'm weird and like buffalo wings a little dry
This post was edited on 7/20/24 at 4:31 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36398 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

I like to finish my smoked chicken/wings over direct heat to crisp up the skin and & give it some light charring as I sauce them
Sure. I'll do the same thing with ribs, but throwing raw ribs on the grill and rapidly cooking them to 400 in between your burgers and chicken thighs and you get what this guy has.
This post was edited on 7/20/24 at 4:34 pm
Posted by Bobby OG Johnson
Member since Apr 2015
31976 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 4:44 pm to
quote:

Sure. I'll do the same thing with ribs, but throwing raw ribs on the grill and rapidly cooking them to 400 in between your burgers and chicken thighs and you get what this guy has.



Maybe he should just go to Bros BBQ from now on

Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
34217 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 6:24 pm to
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Just don't invite a bunch of people over and cook something you're not confident in. That's embarrassing

And stressful af. We’ve probably all been there though. Juggling 3-6 different meats and side veggies trying to get to all right.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
34391 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 6:34 pm to
He's weak and soft.

Not surprised he fails at a simple task...
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
14869 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 6:55 pm to
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You call him an emotional weakling. If wasn't crying over his grill, he looks like a pretty bad muthafricka.


LOL. If he cries over screwing up dinner can you imagine what else he cries over?
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
7414 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 7:48 pm to
yeah that was a bit
Posted by Naked Bootleg
Premium Plus® Member
Member since Jul 2021
2712 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 8:22 pm to
Damn I feel that. Early on I finished several successful racks but we had some people over and I raised the heat to get them done quicker. Ruined 4 racks and all we had was the sides. Humiliated and disappointed.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
18443 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 8:22 pm to
Cheer up bro. Grillin is hard to get right, alot of pressure
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
80237 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 10:19 pm to
quote:

yeah that was a bit


But the acting was so good and it wasn’t funny
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 10:24 pm to
um use less charvoal? close the vents? I've never had that happen to my food. Looks like he left the shite on tje grrill about an hour too long,
This post was edited on 7/20/24 at 10:28 pm
Posted by Kingshakabooboo
Member since Nov 2012
1058 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 10:48 pm to
I feel his pain. Last weekend I cooked Sweet Tai Chili Chicken and lo mein w/veggies on my Blackstone. Have cooked this 100 times. It my wife’s favorite thing that I cook.
Usually mix 50/50 flour and corn starch to coat the chicken. Somehow managed to grab baking powder and flour. Didn’t realize until afterwards when I was trying to figure out why the chicken tasted like arse.
Also, I mix my own sauce for the noodles. Soy, oyster sauce, ginger, sesame oil, and little brown sugar. Thought I had soy but was out so used teriyaki instead. Again, tasted like arse. Took couple bites and threw all of it in the trash. Was in a foul mood the rest of the evening.
This post was edited on 7/20/24 at 10:56 pm
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
36398 posts
Posted on 7/20/24 at 11:35 pm to
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LOL. If he cries over screwing up dinner can you imagine what else he cries over?
Crying is over the top (and it may well be a bit as some are claiming), but of all the things to cry over, inviting a bunch of folks over for BBQ, and totally dropping the ball? Well, I'll just say I'm more sympathetic to him than I am of a kid crying over his 20hr a week Starbucks schedule.

Ribs appeared to be the main event of his cook, from what I could see, so I somewhat get it. Not the crying, but the disappointment and embarrassment of bombing in front of everyone.

I'm pretty hard on myself when I screw up food. It sucks.
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
9524 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 1:05 am to
It happens to the best of us.
Posted by kbtigers85
Member since Apr 2024
1461 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 3:48 am to
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I gave up trying to do ribs about 10 years ago. I have a deep respect for a man that can cook the perfect rib.

Seriously? Ribs are easy as shite
Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14781 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 4:34 am to
That's what happens when you gettin' that arse while yo food is grillin'.
Posted by Captain Crown
Member since Jun 2011
53600 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 6:06 am to
Thanks for sharing this made me cry laughing so hard
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
21703 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 6:39 am to
quote:

Where most people mess up is they use a rub that has sugar and then put it over direct heat and burn the sugar

Exactly what I thought looking at his food. Looks like he threw everything on and slathered it in sauce immediately.

Rookie move.
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
4845 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 6:47 am to
Man its hard to screw up chicken thighs. The fire must have been waaay too hot.
Posted by scottydoesntknow
Member since Nov 2023
7414 posts
Posted on 7/21/24 at 10:11 am to
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quote:
yeah that was a bit


But the acting was so good and it wasn’t funny


Cringe humor has never been funny to me
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