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re: Ruin Thanksgiving with four words

Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:56 pm to
Posted by triggeredmillennial
Member since Aug 2023
63 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:56 pm to
There’s no more turkey.
There’s no more ham.
There’s no more dressing.
There’s no more lube.
There’s no more alcohol.
There’s no more football.
There’s no more debating.
There’s no more lube.
Posted by GreenieTiger
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2014
103 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:56 pm to
Meet my boyfriend Tre'Darius

Substitute any name with a "comma to da top"
Posted by Tiger BTT
Member since Nov 2023
352 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:57 pm to
"Thankful I wasn't aborted".

And then sit back and watch the libtards heads explode.
Posted by OWLFAN86
The OT has made me richer
Member since Jun 2004
175961 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:57 pm to
i fricked the turkey last night and I have teh AIDS
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1021 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 7:59 pm to
quote:

"Have you gained weight?"

followed by:
“What’s your due date?”
Posted by Finch
Member since Jun 2015
3153 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:00 pm to
He’s not your father
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6408 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:01 pm to
We're drug free now
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124287 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:02 pm to
quote:

We're drug free now


Would you prefer

"The blow is missing!"?
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1273 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:03 pm to
You know your adopted
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

You know your adopted


You’re*
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
42604 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:07 pm to
I can do it in two:

“Food poisoning.”
Posted by IT_Dawg
Georgia
Member since Oct 2012
21813 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:12 pm to
Grandma died earlier today
Posted by loopback
Member since Jul 2011
4875 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:12 pm to
“I fricked the turkey”
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3153 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:20 pm to
Men can get pregnant.
Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1273 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:23 pm to
Posted by Keys Open Doors
In hiding with Tupac & XXXTentacion
Member since Dec 2008
31910 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:24 pm to
Trump should be President or Trump should be jailed (depending on the crowd)

Hamas is always justified

Israel asked for it

We should pay reparations

Those should all work.

My dad brought up the 1924 assassination attempt on Ataturk by internal opposition tonight. Obviously that got no one worked up at all but it confused my mom as to why that came up
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 8:24 pm
Posted by smash williams
San Diego
Member since Apr 2009
19749 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:25 pm to
Is that a roach?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:25 pm to
Why date black dudes
Posted by bayoudude
Member since Dec 2007
24958 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:27 pm to
You have drank enough
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
10614 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 8:28 pm to
“Thanksgiving is now over”
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