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Romantic Novels and Wives
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:39 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:39 am
Been married to my wife (no pics) for 15 years...pretty healthy relationship. I've never been a touchy-feely person. I'm not the guy who holds hands and shite out in public. I don't particularly like "make out sessions" unless I'm getting some arse. I'm not a snuggler. I'm not distant, but I'm not walking around like a middle schooler with his first girlfriend, either. I've been like this since day 1 of meeting my wife.
She's started reading some romance novel bullshite. I seriously can't keep her off of me. Not just sex, but it's like she's a fricking adolescent girl again or something. "Let's make out!"....uh, how about we don't? Last night, I'm trying to do some reading and, I shite you not, for like 2-3 hours she's draped all over me and won't just leave me the frick alone.
I eventually had to ask her why she's suddenly expecting me to be some Casanova when that's never been who I am, and of course I get the "what's the matter? you don't love me? you don't like holding me?". When realizing that there's no nice way to tell her to leave me the frick alone for a while, I felt trapped.
These goddamn romance novels are going to be the end of me. What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
She's started reading some romance novel bullshite. I seriously can't keep her off of me. Not just sex, but it's like she's a fricking adolescent girl again or something. "Let's make out!"....uh, how about we don't? Last night, I'm trying to do some reading and, I shite you not, for like 2-3 hours she's draped all over me and won't just leave me the frick alone.
I eventually had to ask her why she's suddenly expecting me to be some Casanova when that's never been who I am, and of course I get the "what's the matter? you don't love me? you don't like holding me?". When realizing that there's no nice way to tell her to leave me the frick alone for a while, I felt trapped.
These goddamn romance novels are going to be the end of me. What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
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Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:40 am to mmmmmbeeer
She's banging another dude.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:41 am to mmmmmbeeer
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What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
I'll take it from here
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to mmmmmbeeer
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What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
Jody finna eat...
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to mmmmmbeeer
Why are you complaining that your wife wants to be affectionate and frick?
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to mmmmmbeeer
Better pay attention baw or someone else will
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to OysterPoBoy
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This post was edited on 1/11/21 at 12:47 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to mmmmmbeeer
Let me get this straight, you're complaining about your wife being more physical with you?
Yeah tell her to chill out and she will get her attention elsewhere. Everything with women is a phase, just ride it out and enjoy the sex.
Yeah tell her to chill out and she will get her attention elsewhere. Everything with women is a phase, just ride it out and enjoy the sex.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:42 am to mmmmmbeeer
Go ahead and just admit to her you are gay. It's been 15 years, you owe it to her.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:43 am to mmmmmbeeer
She is going to find someone that "makes her feel" good mentally, then "make her feel" good pounding out her pussy of her 50 Shades of Grey fantasies.
Get in there slugger. You only have to play the game a little to keep her happy. Don't be a dick and lose your life to BBC.
Get in there slugger. You only have to play the game a little to keep her happy. Don't be a dick and lose your life to BBC.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:44 am to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:44 am to mmmmmbeeer
Lol so you hate sex?
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:45 am to OysterPoBoy
Jody giving her the dick, she wants the cuddles out of you.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:45 am to mmmmmbeeer
You look like this
She is reading about someone that looks like this
She is reading about someone that looks like this
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:46 am to OysterPoBoy
well, maybe not yet
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:48 am to DmitriKaramazov
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Why are you complaining that your wife wants to be affectionate and frick?
I mean, I'm definitely capitalizing on the sex aspect of things but it's all the other shite. I do the romantic thing for an hour, bang it out for a bit, then, post-coitus, she's STILL fricking trying to drape all over me for another hour or two. I mean, really?!
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:49 am to WPBTiger
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You look like this
You're not a golfer, are you?
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:50 am to mmmmmbeeer
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Been married to my wife (no pics) for 15 years
Sounds like she's about that age where women are the horniest.
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You're not a golfer, are you?
Just slide the money under her door when you get a chance.
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 10:51 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:50 am to mmmmmbeeer
Eat that butt from the back
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:51 am to mmmmmbeeer
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What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
Tie her up and make her watch you bang her best friend
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