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re: Romantic Novels and Wives
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:52 am to mmmmmbeeer
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:52 am to mmmmmbeeer
quote:
mean, I'm definitely capitalizing on the sex aspect of things but it's all the other shite. I do the romantic thing for an hour, bang it out for a bit, then, post-coitus, she's STILL fricking trying to drape all over me for another hour or two. I mean, really?!
Has she had any wine/drink before it all starts? I've found a good glass of wine helps you get her in the mood, but the trade off is you better be ready for post bang snuggles.
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Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:53 am to mmmmmbeeer
Oh wait...you’re mmmmmmmmbeer. She needs a real man.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:55 am to AUriptide
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Has she had any wine/drink before it all starts? I've found a good glass of wine helps you get her in the mood, but the trade off is you better be ready for post bang snuggles.
90% of the time it's at night when she's drinking and reading.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:58 am to mmmmmbeeer
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she's STILL fricking trying to drape all over me for another hour or two. I mean, really?!
The horror of a woman who is trying to be physically intimate with you!
I know that shite gets annoying at some point, but consider the alternative.
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 10:58 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:59 am to mmmmmbeeer
I swear it's like some of you actively avoid trying to get laid
Posted on 6/8/20 at 10:59 am to mmmmmbeeer
So your wife is horny and you're complaining?
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:02 am to mmmmmbeeer
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These goddamn romance novels are going to be the end of me. What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
frick her.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:07 am to mmmmmbeeer
quote:
What's a tactful way to get her to chill the frick out?
Kinky/Dirty/Porn type sex is the best way. Maybe make her do more of the work to tire her out also.
Good chance she won't have that loving, romantic feeling after you have given her the golden shower.
This post was edited on 6/8/20 at 11:09 am
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:30 am to mmmmmbeeer
A Wife who WANTS to have sex?
I don't believe you.
I don't believe you.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:33 am to mmmmmbeeer
I'm not typically one of these OT "all women are cheaters" guys
But your wife taking up romance novels and wanting to live them out sounds like trouble, seriously
Obsession with something vapid/stupid + idleness + comparison to some ideal that isn't real = recipe for disaster
But your wife taking up romance novels and wanting to live them out sounds like trouble, seriously
Obsession with something vapid/stupid + idleness + comparison to some ideal that isn't real = recipe for disaster
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:45 am to mmmmmbeeer
You have no desire to be affectionate with your wife and you call that “ a pretty healthy relationship”?
Bad news my dude, she’s tired of your shite and this is her trying to see if you’re worth the work of fixing. Keep being stubborn, she will find some dude she don’t have to fix.
Bad news my dude, she’s tired of your shite and this is her trying to see if you’re worth the work of fixing. Keep being stubborn, she will find some dude she don’t have to fix.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:47 am to mmmmmbeeer
quote:If this is how you react to your wife wanting to have more sex, damn.
mmmmmbeeer
Scruffy understands your political mindset more now.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:48 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
She's banging another dude.
Not yet. She is giving the OP a chance to be that guy, but once her motor is running if he doesn't step up she will be.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 11:52 am to mmmmmbeeer
Reminder her those books are written by women.
And you’re not a 27 year old billionaire, race car driver or hockey player.
And nobody eats a huge meal and immediately has sex.
And you’re not a 27 year old billionaire, race car driver or hockey player.
And nobody eats a huge meal and immediately has sex.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 3:20 pm to mmmmmbeeer
This lost has me hot and bothered
Posted on 6/8/20 at 3:26 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Congrats on the sex???
Cuddle up for an hour and reenter an hour later. How hard can that be? Why not!
Cuddle up for an hour and reenter an hour later. How hard can that be? Why not!
Posted on 6/8/20 at 3:29 pm to mmmmmbeeer
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post-coitus, she's STILL fricking trying to drape all over me for another hour or two. I mean, really?!
Thats what happens when she doesnt get to finish but you do.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 3:41 pm to mmmmmbeeer
If you aren't up to the challenge, Jody will be. Keep that in mind next time she wants to "cuddle". There will be plenty of guys out there willing and ready to fulfill all of her fantasies, while you're having to pay her after she drops your dumbass!!
Remember.... Happy wife, happy life. Pop a viagra, get a cock ring, and fulfill all of her sexual desires you prude!!
Otherwise Jody will be, in your house, in your bed, and with your money...
Remember.... Happy wife, happy life. Pop a viagra, get a cock ring, and fulfill all of her sexual desires you prude!!
Otherwise Jody will be, in your house, in your bed, and with your money...
Posted on 6/8/20 at 3:56 pm to mmmmmbeeer
Sounds like your wife read a Cosmo article on “How to Tell if Your Husband is Gay”.
Posted on 6/8/20 at 4:01 pm to mmmmmbeeer
sounds like you married the wrong gender
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