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re: Reading the Ward thread and wondering the best escape plan if you were in his situation.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:20 am to Keys Open Doors
Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:20 am to Keys Open Doors
Looking at that list, Ukraine seems like the best option.
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Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:24 am to DrunkerThanThou
The other thing I would have to look into is how easy it is to apply for permanent residency. Non extradition is great, but if at some point I am staying as an "illegal" and get deported back to the US, then this whole exercise is all for nothing. I'm not really sure how any of that works.
ETA: I do think a bunch of these places would bump you up pretty fast, especially if you paid bribes.
I am deathly afraid of getting in trouble and have never really done anything to jeopardize my freedom, but it's an interesting exercise. I do believe an intelligent person could pull it off, but the paradox is that intelligent people usually don't need to go on the lam.
ETA: I do think a bunch of these places would bump you up pretty fast, especially if you paid bribes.
I am deathly afraid of getting in trouble and have never really done anything to jeopardize my freedom, but it's an interesting exercise. I do believe an intelligent person could pull it off, but the paradox is that intelligent people usually don't need to go on the lam.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 2:26 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:30 am to Keys Open Doors
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The other thing I would have to look into is how easy it is to apply for permanent residency.
I edited my previous post to add residency and working issues.
Some countries you can buy into, by either buying land or "putting it into the economy". The average is about $100k. Some of the countries you can never legally work in.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 2:32 am to DrunkerThanThou
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Ukraine seems like the best option.
Not sure I'm picking a country in a war with Russia.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 4:00 am to TigerGrad2011
I'd find my way to Houston and just camp out under HWY 59.
There's enough snowflakes in this country to give away their hard earned goods and services to those you refuse to get off their arse.
There's enough snowflakes in this country to give away their hard earned goods and services to those you refuse to get off their arse.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 6:00 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 4:26 am to OKellsBells
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Why do hypothetical American fugitives fantasize about escaping through Mexico?
Because it borders w the U.S., dumbass
Posted on 1/24/18 at 4:32 am to TigerGrad2011
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This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 4:36 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 4:35 am to DrunkerThanThou
Montenegro FTW
They eventually (possibly decade(s)) get into the EU.
#Winning
They eventually (possibly decade(s)) get into the EU.
#Winning
Posted on 1/24/18 at 5:27 am to TigerGrad2011
Go to Canada and work your way East crossing by boat into Europe.
You could also get into Mexico and try to travel South if you are lucky across their Southern border into Central America and possibly make it down to South America.
You could also get into Mexico and try to travel South if you are lucky across their Southern border into Central America and possibly make it down to South America.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 5:32 am to TigerGrad2011
Zihuatanejo, Mexico
Posted on 1/24/18 at 5:41 am to TigerGrad2011
Most anywhere is SE Asia is a good place to disappear. The locals won’t look for you because they don’t care.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 5:45 am to TigerGrad2011
Mexico is #1. Canada if you can figure out how to get on a ship to Europe.
That wont be easy since port security will be high.
If you are wanted for murder are your assets frozen? Finding work in a new country will be difficult.
Your best option is staying here and becoming a pan handler in another state until you have the funds to live in a third world country.
That wont be easy since port security will be high.
If you are wanted for murder are your assets frozen? Finding work in a new country will be difficult.
Your best option is staying here and becoming a pan handler in another state until you have the funds to live in a third world country.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 6:06 am to TigerGrad2011
Bullet to the head
Posted on 1/24/18 at 6:07 am to Keys Open Doors
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São Tomé & Príncipe
This would be a good option. Nice islands, low COL, easy visa access and off the grid. I vacationed there in 2016 and a very good local beer was only 50 cents a bottle.
This post was edited on 1/24/18 at 7:52 am
Posted on 1/24/18 at 6:18 am to TigerGrad2011
Why leave the country?
Get some sturdy camping gear and head for the woods like lots of other wanted felons.
Get some sturdy camping gear and head for the woods like lots of other wanted felons.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 6:51 am to OKellsBells
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Why do hypothetical American fugitives fantasize about escaping through Mexico?
Because they watched too much Shawshank Redemption
Posted on 1/24/18 at 7:07 am to TigerGrad2011
Move to grand isle and be a shrimper
Posted on 1/24/18 at 7:39 am to TigerGrad2011
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:00 am to Nado Jenkins83
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Move to grand isle and be a shrimper
This sounds silly, but if you change your appearance and get a manual labor job that pays in cash, you could keep going like that for a while. And if the job is around a major port there's a chance you could get in with a crew and exit the country.
Posted on 1/24/18 at 8:13 am to TheHarahanian
The FBI couldnt find that one guy and he was in GI for years.
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