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re: Rate this guy's morning routine

Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:16 am to
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:16 am to
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Let me guess he's one of those black influencers that claims to be worth millions. Dude probably lives paycheck to paycheck


MLM potential is off the roof
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:16 am to
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:16 am to
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It seems to be working for him


Guarantee you that dude sucks at his job and is laser focused on building a pile of bodies upon which to climb the corporate hierarchy.

Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:20 am to
Posted by Cheese Grits
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:20 am to
Unless it involves sexual congress with actual women, who cares?
Posted by Sl0thstronautEsq
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:22 am to
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Dude probably lives paycheck to paycheck


Apparently getting evicted from his apartment:

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This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 11:47 am
Posted by SirWinston
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:23 am to
The face cold plunge
Posted by LasVegasTiger
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:24 am to
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Let me guess he's one of those black influencers that claims to be worth millions. Dude probably lives paycheck to paycheck


It's funny how all these type of health/wealth influencers basically use the same condo unit in Miami. Who ever actually owns it is a genius for renting it out to these clowns.
Posted by WhuckFistle
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:25 am to
Lost it at this


Posted by Dadren
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:25 am to
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Apparently getting evicted from his apartment:



While he’s sitting there listening to a sermon on “being serious about the Lord’s work”, maybe his poser arse needs to be serious about getting an actual job.
Posted by DarkDrifter
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:29 am to
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A definite WTF moment for me.


Exactly.. it better be super beneficial to your skin if you're going to look like an insane person
Posted by CAD703X
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:33 am to
he lives in a hotel?
Posted by baldona
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:33 am to
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Apparently getting evicted from his apartment:


Of course he is. Anyone that wakes up at 4am and doesn't actually start working until 9am doesn't have their shite together. If you can't wake up and get to work in under 2 hours, and really 1.5 hours then wtf are you doing especially at 4am.

If I was working out at a gym in my home or building I could easily work out, eat a healthy meal, shower, and be working in under an hour and 20 mins. 50 min or so work out, 10 mins for breakfast, 10 min shower/ get dressed, and 10 mins for jerking around/ off.
This post was edited on 3/24/25 at 11:34 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:34 am to
His IG

Of course his profession is

quote:

Entrepreneur
Posted by baytiger11
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:40 am to
aka don’t know what to do with my life or have any specialized skills

aka bum
Posted by The Pirate King
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:47 am to
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Of course his profession is


Basically his profession is social media influencer who allegedly makes money by online training fitness coaches?

I think I saw in one of his videos the "you have to spend money to make money" line. "I spent 100,000 for my first million".

I see these types in airports all the time having obnoxiously loud Zoom calls "bro, you just have to commit to your goal and it'll grow on its own!" Followed by a bunch of made up numbers that don't add up.
Posted by SlowFlowPro
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 11:54 am to
Lawyer marketing consulting is often similar. This one place that marketed a course to me basically was like "if you can't invest $10k/month in advertising, you don't want to be successful"

I think they were promoting like 15-20k/mo min in ads and then 2-3k for their services and coaching.
Posted by Weekend Warrior79
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:02 pm to
No one talking about the 2 minutes he took to read the cover of his blue book before realizing he needed to write in the grey book?
Posted by Sun God
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:07 pm to
I laughed real hard when he finally talked and he sounded like Steve urkel
Posted by DownshiftAndFloorIt
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Posted on 3/24/25 at 12:16 pm to
Dude, there's so much to unpack here that you can't expect us to get all of it in 2 pages.

Pretty awesome that a dude who wakes up a 0330 and starts work at 0930 is telling people how to get their lives right.

Where do the screaming kids come in?
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