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Random, one-off experiences
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:56 pm
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:56 pm
Everybody's had those weird, peculiar things happen where everyone in attendance looks at each other like WTF...
When I was in high school, my buddy and I were riding in his POS Monte Carlo with the windows rolled down. I look to the right out of my window and see a bird coming right at me. It enters the car, hits my headrest, freaks out in the back seat for about two seconds and then flies out of my buddy's window. We look at each other in disbelief and then just start busting out laughing.
Who else?
When I was in high school, my buddy and I were riding in his POS Monte Carlo with the windows rolled down. I look to the right out of my window and see a bird coming right at me. It enters the car, hits my headrest, freaks out in the back seat for about two seconds and then flies out of my buddy's window. We look at each other in disbelief and then just start busting out laughing.
Who else?
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Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:58 pm to Sarsippius
quote:Gosh, how can anyone top that?
When I was in high school, my buddy and I were riding in his POS Monte Carlo with the windows rolled down. I look to the right out of my window and see a bird coming right at me. It enters the car, hits my headrest, freaks out in the back seat for about two seconds and then flies out of my buddy's window. We look at each other in disbelief and then just start busting out laughing.
Who else?
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:58 pm to Sarsippius
Thx, oweo
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:58 pm to Sarsippius
That one time OweO got jealous that someone posted a topic more boring than anything he’s thought of to date.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 9:59 pm to Sarsippius
That sounds crazy!
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:00 pm to Sarsippius
I met Stifler in an airport once.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:01 pm to Sarsippius
It came time for me to question a doctor in a deposition. I was so loaded that some unintelligible garble came out of my mouth.
The court reporter and everybody else looked at me like, WTF.
I just got up and left.
On the bright side, I have 2 1/2 years clean today.
The court reporter and everybody else looked at me like, WTF.
I just got up and left.
On the bright side, I have 2 1/2 years clean today.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:03 pm to Mr Clean
quote:
I have 2 1/2 years clean today.
That’s great Clean, keep it up man
And I mean that sincerely.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:04 pm to Sarsippius
Obligatory "Your Mom"
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:05 pm to Sarsippius
a guy I know was driving down the road following a garbage truck and there was a flock of seagulls following the garbage truck
one of them dived to get some garbage and missed and hit his windshield and got stuck so he turned on his windshield wipers to get it off
the bird flopped off of his car and unbeknownst to him hit the windshield of a state trooper behind him
turns out the state trooper pulled my buddy over for "flipping him the bird"
one of them dived to get some garbage and missed and hit his windshield and got stuck so he turned on his windshield wipers to get it off
the bird flopped off of his car and unbeknownst to him hit the windshield of a state trooper behind him
turns out the state trooper pulled my buddy over for "flipping him the bird"
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:06 pm to Mr Clean
quote:
I have 2 1/2 years clean today.
That’s great Clean. Congrats.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:09 pm to Sarsippius
Seen a homeless man in Lynchburg fellating another homeless man right there on the side of South Main. That was wild
Posted on 5/17/19 at 10:09 pm to el Gaucho
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:20 pm to Sarsippius
One night back in 1996, I came back to my apartment very late and my lock broke and I couldn't get in. The front office was closed so I just went and got a motel room for the night at the Motel 6. As I was walking up the stairs to my room, a young man passed me going the other way and suddenly asked me what time I had? I told him it was about 12:30 then turned to go back up the stairs. Then he started to say something else and stopped, and I said, "Well, what?" (I didn't know what the hell he was trying to say, I thought he needed help with a dead battery or something and was afraid to ask). And then he said, "I was wondering if you were looking for a good time tonight?" Taken aback, I just said, "No, not tonight" and went on. It was bizarre.
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:34 pm to Sarsippius
Once drove down the road with Andy Dick hanging out the window of our ride
Posted on 5/17/19 at 11:46 pm to Sarsippius
Two winters ago when it was so cold, I wake up at 3 AM to a horn going off. I thought to myself, "the cold got to somebody's vehicle. Sucks to be that guy." Then I realized it was mine. I had to go out in 11 degree weather to disconnect it.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 12:02 am to Sarsippius
I'm on 6-10 and i pass a guy that has the gas nozzle and hose hanging out of his tank.
Posted on 5/18/19 at 4:25 am to Sarsippius
I was having a really bad day. Totally depressed for some reason. I rolled the window down in my truck and put my arm out to get some sun and air.
A bird flew over and shite all down my arm
A bird flew over and shite all down my arm
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