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Sarsippius
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Random, one-off experiences
Everybody's had those weird, peculiar things happen where everyone in attendance looks at each other like WTF...

When I was in high school, my buddy and I were riding in his POS Monte Carlo with the windows rolled down. I look to the right out of my window and see a bird coming right at me. It enters the car, hits my headrest, freaks out in the back seat for about two seconds and then flies out of my buddy's window. We look at each other in disbelief and then just start busting out laughing.

Who else?


soccerfüt
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re: Random, one-off experiences
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When I was in high school, my buddy and I were riding in his POS Monte Carlo with the windows rolled down. I look to the right out of my window and see a bird coming right at me. It enters the car, hits my headrest, freaks out in the back seat for about two seconds and then flies out of my buddy's window. We look at each other in disbelief and then just start busting out laughing.
Who else?
Gosh, how can anyone top that?


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Rouge
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re: Random, one-off experiences
Thx, oweo


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Cold Drink
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re: Random, one-off experiences
That one time OweO got jealous that someone posted a topic more boring than anything he’s thought of to date.


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OweO
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re: Random, one-off experiences
That sounds crazy!


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LSUcam7
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Mr Clean
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re: Random, one-off experiences
It came time for me to question a doctor in a deposition. I was so loaded that some unintelligible garble came out of my mouth.

The court reporter and everybody else looked at me like, WTF.

I just got up and left.

On the bright side, I have 2 1/2 years clean today.



BellaTigre18
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re: Random, one-off experiences
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I have 2 1/2 years clean today.



That’s great Clean, keep it up man


And I mean that sincerely.


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Tortious
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re: Random, one-off experiences
Obligatory "Your Mom"


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el Gaucho
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re: Random, one-off experiences
a guy I know was driving down the road following a garbage truck and there was a flock of seagulls following the garbage truck

one of them dived to get some garbage and missed and hit his windshield and got stuck so he turned on his windshield wipers to get it off

the bird flopped off of his car and unbeknownst to him hit the windshield of a state trooper behind him

turns out the state trooper pulled my buddy over for "flipping him the bird"


Rebel
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I have 2 1/2 years clean today.


That’s great Clean. Congrats.


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PipelineBaw
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TX
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677 posts

re: Random, one-off experiences
Seen a homeless man in Lynchburg fellating another homeless man right there on the side of South Main. That was wild


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Martini
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TigersFan64
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Member since Oct 2014
4755 posts

re: Random, one-off experiences
One night back in 1996, I came back to my apartment very late and my lock broke and I couldn't get in. The front office was closed so I just went and got a motel room for the night at the Motel 6. As I was walking up the stairs to my room, a young man passed me going the other way and suddenly asked me what time I had? I told him it was about 12:30 then turned to go back up the stairs. Then he started to say something else and stopped, and I said, "Well, what?" (I didn't know what the hell he was trying to say, I thought he needed help with a dead battery or something and was afraid to ask). And then he said, "I was wondering if you were looking for a good time tonight?" Taken aback, I just said, "No, not tonight" and went on. It was bizarre.


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jmarto1
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re: Random, one-off experiences
Once drove down the road with Andy Dick hanging out the window of our ride


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Jim Rockford
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Two winters ago when it was so cold, I wake up at 3 AM to a horn going off. I thought to myself, "the cold got to somebody's vehicle. Sucks to be that guy." Then I realized it was mine. I had to go out in 11 degree weather to disconnect it.


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Pandy Fackler
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I'm on 6-10 and i pass a guy that has the gas nozzle and hose hanging out of his tank.



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jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
179 posts

re: Random, one-off experiences
I was having a really bad day. Totally depressed for some reason. I rolled the window down in my truck and put my arm out to get some sun and air.

A bird flew over and shite all down my arm


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