re: Random, Funny memory from your time at LSU

Made the mistake in sitting in the drunk frat section in TS once. Guy in front of me threw up all over the guy in front of him. The guy who got puked on was so drunk, he didn't notice.

One day I walked into Roul's Deli "Home of the Juicy Juicy" right North of campus, and no one is at the counter. I'm wondering what's going on, and I peer in the back to see if anyone is there. I caught the son of a bitch pulling a Belichick and making out with this either dark middle eastern or black girl. He was startled, I started laughing.

Another final exam story:

One semester I took Military Science 1010, which was target shooting. We got to shoot .22 pistols and rifles. Fun class.

Exam time gets close, and the sergeant in charge of the class tells us that he normally doesn't do a written final exam, but the university was making him this year. He gives us the questions he's going to ask plus the answer key.

My dumbass forgets all about it, and on exam day I show up to class expecting to shoot, and soon have a momentary spike of panic because everyone is taking an exam I didn't bother to study for.

I walk up the sergeant and tell him "Sarge, I completely forgot about this. Can I take the exam another time?"

The sargeant looks up from his desk. Laughs at me, and says "you really fricked up huh?"

"Yeah," I replied. " I'm really sorry about that."

He laughs again, and hands me the exam and answer key.

"Just get this out the way and have a Merry Christmas."

Went to Texas Club to see DAC, we had been drinking heavily and got there early to get a table next to the dance floor. WYNK had a bunch of free pizzas for people. I puked on the floor and some random guy slipped and fell in it.

Employees came and mopped it up and my roommate got up and was imitating the guy that had fallen and hell fell down in it as well. Pretty funny at the time.

A buddy of mine would always order “diet plates” for any fat girls in line behind us at Pedro’s.

I had a friend sleep in the fuselage of the jet displayed south of the football stadium. I saw him drop out in the morning.

I went to a downstairs Subway somewhere on campus and the basketball looking lady told some dumb story about a bunch of dipshkts laughing about her yelling at some guy. Real memorable day. Top five for sure.

Just thought of another one: I took a senior level engineering class and the professor was known to be difficult but a very good teacher and most importantly, fun. I had him for a lower level course so I knew what I was getting into. Our class ends up being only about 10 people, one of which is a soccer player for the LSU women's team. Around midterms, someone jokingly asks if she scores a goal in their game could we have bonus points on the exam. The professor agrees, but only for people who attend the game.

We show up at the game and this crazy bastard is there, with a fifth of Jim Beam that he snuck in. He passes it around to our classmates, and I'll be damned if the girl doesn't score a goal. We go wild, including the professor, and we ended up with 5 bonus points on the next exam

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put the frickin pizza in the frickin oven!!!

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Pizza girl and Ye Ye are the two things that immediately come to mind

I don't many funny stories but I have see a turd and dude carrying a live bird under his shirt in the Kirby Smith elevator. I used to have an afternoon class and would park in the stadium parking lot and I would sometimes see Nick Saban going back to his car. He always gave me dirty looks. Him and Skip Bertman both drove Lincoln Towncars, one had a black one and one had a white one. I also used to see Theo Von coming out of Coates Hall as I was going in and he gave me dirty looks too.