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Random encounter with 2 trashy chicks today
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:15 pm
Owner/Operator of a small land clearing business here in the Florida panhandle. A local builder has me clearing a handful of lots in Navarre. For those unfamiliar with the area, Navarre is a pretty nice area to live in. Lots of military families and plenty of smoke shows jogging along the roads.
Anyway, today I'm finishing up the first lot and as I'm loading the last container I look up and this chick is hanging over the privacy fence at the back of the property screaming about limbs in her yard and damage to the privacy fence.
First off, I had already assumed this house was abandoned because the grass was knee high and the place just looked a little run down and it was in a really nice neighborhood. The place stuck out like a sore thumb. Secondly, the privacy fence she was up in arms about looked like it hadn't seen sunlight in 50 years as it was falling apart.
So I stop what I'm doing and track my excavator over to the fence so I can hear her better. This chick and now her friend are both tatted up wearing cut off shirts with their beer guts exposed. Both look about 21 and every other word is frickton this and frickton that. So I'm just laughing to myself as I calm this girl down and assure her we will clean up any mess and repair any damage we might have caused. Then her friend looks at me out of the blue and invites me and my helper inside to smoke a bowl of pot with them? I politely declined as I dont smoke weed anyway and explained to them that drugs and heavy equipment dont mix and being high while pulling 80,000 lbs down the road is generally frowned upon by DOT.
So we then go to their side of the fence and do the cleanup we promised and straighten up a couple fence boards. As we are leaving I knock on the door and let her know everything is done and she walks up with what looks like a vape pen with synthetic weed in it and ask me to take a hit to which I decline. Her friend then says they have real weed if that is what I want. Then they start telling me they have to stay high because their kids (2 yrs old at most) are A holes. I say have a nice day and go back to work after that.
I walk away wondering how I ended up in a trailer park.
I know, Dear Facebook.
TLDR; Trashy chicks are trashy.
Anyway, today I'm finishing up the first lot and as I'm loading the last container I look up and this chick is hanging over the privacy fence at the back of the property screaming about limbs in her yard and damage to the privacy fence.
First off, I had already assumed this house was abandoned because the grass was knee high and the place just looked a little run down and it was in a really nice neighborhood. The place stuck out like a sore thumb. Secondly, the privacy fence she was up in arms about looked like it hadn't seen sunlight in 50 years as it was falling apart.
So I stop what I'm doing and track my excavator over to the fence so I can hear her better. This chick and now her friend are both tatted up wearing cut off shirts with their beer guts exposed. Both look about 21 and every other word is frickton this and frickton that. So I'm just laughing to myself as I calm this girl down and assure her we will clean up any mess and repair any damage we might have caused. Then her friend looks at me out of the blue and invites me and my helper inside to smoke a bowl of pot with them? I politely declined as I dont smoke weed anyway and explained to them that drugs and heavy equipment dont mix and being high while pulling 80,000 lbs down the road is generally frowned upon by DOT.
So we then go to their side of the fence and do the cleanup we promised and straighten up a couple fence boards. As we are leaving I knock on the door and let her know everything is done and she walks up with what looks like a vape pen with synthetic weed in it and ask me to take a hit to which I decline. Her friend then says they have real weed if that is what I want. Then they start telling me they have to stay high because their kids (2 yrs old at most) are A holes. I say have a nice day and go back to work after that.
I walk away wondering how I ended up in a trailer park.
I know, Dear Facebook.
TLDR; Trashy chicks are trashy.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:16 pm to BillWilliamson
quote:Thanks for no pics.
BillWilliamson
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:16 pm to BillWilliamson
Friday night comin' in hot
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:17 pm to BillWilliamson
Damn, liz must have really fallen on hard times.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to BillWilliamson
I like my women a little on the trashy side.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to BillWilliamson
I hope you didn’t type all that shite on a phone baw. Good lawd.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to Wolfhound45
quote:
BillWilliamson
Thanks for no pics.
You dont want them, trust me.
BillWilliamson
Thanks for no pics.
You dont want them, trust me.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:21 pm to BillWilliamson
quote:
TLDR; Trashy chicks are trashy.
Alright alright alright
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:22 pm to BillWilliamson
quote:Based on your description, I agree.
You dont want them, trust me.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:22 pm to BillWilliamson
Awful long thread to not have any pics.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:24 pm to BillWilliamson
None of this happened
Ok, it probably happened.
quote:
Florida
Ok, it probably happened.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to BillWilliamson
quote:
So we then go to their side of the fence and do the cleanup we promised and straighten up a couple fence boards. As we are leaving I knock on the door and let her know everything is done and she walks up with what looks like a vape pen with synthetic weed in it and ask me to take a hit to which I decline. Her friend then says they have real weed if that is what I want. Then they start telling me they have to stay high because their kids (2 yrs old at most) are A holes. I say have a nice day and go back to work after that.
They sound like my kinda gals.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to BillWilliamson
Sounds like the new homes built on those lots will have some classy rear neighbors.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to BillWilliamson
quote:
I politely declined as I dont smoke weed anyway and explained to them that drugs and heavy equipment dont mix
Well, you're no fun.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:26 pm to YNWA
quote:
Frickton?
It was really Fourton. They watch Refined and thought the excavator was a crane.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:28 pm to BillWilliamson
You typed all that shite to tell us you turned down a threesome? You could have just told us you were gay a saved some time.
Good for you BTW. Glad you found yourself.
Good for you BTW. Glad you found yourself.
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:29 pm to BillWilliamson
So now it’s getting a little later on a Friday night….you’re a few beers in and thinking about the possibilities! 
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