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Random encounter with 2 trashy chicks today

Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:15 pm
Posted by BillWilliamson
Pensacola, Fl.
Member since Nov 2020
86 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:15 pm
Owner/Operator of a small land clearing business here in the Florida panhandle. A local builder has me clearing a handful of lots in Navarre. For those unfamiliar with the area, Navarre is a pretty nice area to live in. Lots of military families and plenty of smoke shows jogging along the roads.

Anyway, today I'm finishing up the first lot and as I'm loading the last container I look up and this chick is hanging over the privacy fence at the back of the property screaming about limbs in her yard and damage to the privacy fence.

First off, I had already assumed this house was abandoned because the grass was knee high and the place just looked a little run down and it was in a really nice neighborhood. The place stuck out like a sore thumb. Secondly, the privacy fence she was up in arms about looked like it hadn't seen sunlight in 50 years as it was falling apart.

So I stop what I'm doing and track my excavator over to the fence so I can hear her better. This chick and now her friend are both tatted up wearing cut off shirts with their beer guts exposed. Both look about 21 and every other word is frickton this and frickton that. So I'm just laughing to myself as I calm this girl down and assure her we will clean up any mess and repair any damage we might have caused. Then her friend looks at me out of the blue and invites me and my helper inside to smoke a bowl of pot with them? I politely declined as I dont smoke weed anyway and explained to them that drugs and heavy equipment dont mix and being high while pulling 80,000 lbs down the road is generally frowned upon by DOT.

So we then go to their side of the fence and do the cleanup we promised and straighten up a couple fence boards. As we are leaving I knock on the door and let her know everything is done and she walks up with what looks like a vape pen with synthetic weed in it and ask me to take a hit to which I decline. Her friend then says they have real weed if that is what I want. Then they start telling me they have to stay high because their kids (2 yrs old at most) are A holes. I say have a nice day and go back to work after that.

I walk away wondering how I ended up in a trailer park.

I know, Dear Facebook.

TLDR; Trashy chicks are trashy.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10878 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:16 pm to
frick off narc
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125340 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:16 pm to
quote:

BillWilliamson
Thanks for no pics.
Posted by mjthe
Virginia
Member since Oct 2020
6870 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:16 pm to
Friday night comin' in hot
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
103393 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:17 pm to
Damn, liz must have really fallen on hard times.
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7133 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to
Frickton?
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
16084 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to
I like my women a little on the trashy side.
Posted by BeerMoney
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2012
8778 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to
I hope you didn’t type all that shite on a phone baw. Good lawd.
Posted by BillWilliamson
Pensacola, Fl.
Member since Nov 2020
86 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:19 pm to
quote:
BillWilliamson

Thanks for no pics.

You dont want them, trust me.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
147755 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:21 pm to
Enjoy your downvote
Posted by jamboybarry
Member since Feb 2011
33129 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:21 pm to
quote:

TLDR; Trashy chicks are trashy.


Alright alright alright
Posted by Wolfhound45
Member since Nov 2009
125340 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:22 pm to
quote:

You dont want them, trust me.

Based on your description, I agree.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15557 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:22 pm to
Awful long thread to not have any pics.
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12704 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:24 pm to
None of this happened


quote:

Florida



Ok, it probably happened.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48991 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to
quote:


So we then go to their side of the fence and do the cleanup we promised and straighten up a couple fence boards. As we are leaving I knock on the door and let her know everything is done and she walks up with what looks like a vape pen with synthetic weed in it and ask me to take a hit to which I decline. Her friend then says they have real weed if that is what I want. Then they start telling me they have to stay high because their kids (2 yrs old at most) are A holes. I say have a nice day and go back to work after that.


They sound like my kinda gals.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
Moonshine Holler
Member since Sep 2006
9523 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to
Sounds like the new homes built on those lots will have some classy rear neighbors.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71027 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

I politely declined as I dont smoke weed anyway and explained to them that drugs and heavy equipment dont mix

Well, you're no fun.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29905 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Frickton?


It was really Fourton. They watch Refined and thought the excavator was a crane.
Posted by V Bainbridge
Member since Jul 2020
8002 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:28 pm to
You typed all that shite to tell us you turned down a threesome? You could have just told us you were gay a saved some time.

Good for you BTW. Glad you found yourself.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
60181 posts
Posted on 9/24/21 at 8:29 pm to
So now it’s getting a little later on a Friday night….you’re a few beers in and thinking about the possibilities!
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