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Ran out of TP and now wiping my arse with lettuce...

Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:16 am
Posted by FenrirTheBeard
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:16 am
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
Posted by Ronaldo Burgundiaz
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:17 am to
When in romaine...
Posted by CaptainJ47
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:17 am to
Well done
Posted by AHM21
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:17 am to
Are you going to allow your husband to still eat it?
Posted by Ricardo
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:18 am to
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:29 pm
Posted by G Vice
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:18 am to
I came for an arugula joke, but stayed for the spring mix.
Posted by TDcline
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Posted by uscpuke
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to
Poop is the new “Italian dressing”
Posted by schwartzy
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to
Lettuce all appreciate your ability to produce novel innovations.
Posted by Tiger in Gatorland
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to
The lettuce is browning heh?
Posted by Pepperoni
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:27 am to
romaine calm at all times.
Posted by Ricardo
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Posted by Ham And Glass
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:34 am to
Bag lettuce for the men. Box lettuce for the ladies.



Sorry.
Posted by Athis
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:04 am to
I would imagine a wedge of iceburg does an amazing job....
Posted by mytigger
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:29 am to
Asparagus the details
Posted by Godfather1
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:34 am to
quote:

Ran out of TP and now wiping my arse with lettuce


So, IOW, you’re quite literally tossing your own salad now.
Posted by Nonetheless
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:43 am to
Bidet
Posted by TheeRealCarolina
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:47 am to
I told this joke last Friday at my office. Late arse.
Posted by Cowboyfan89
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:14 pm to
Thought this was a Gnome thread for a second.
Posted by jaytothen
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Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:38 pm to
Cobb Salad if you had corn the night before
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