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Ran out of TP and now wiping my arse with lettuce...
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:16 am
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:16 am
This is just the tip of the iceberg.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:17 am to FenrirTheBeard
Are you going to allow your husband to still eat it?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:18 am to FenrirTheBeard
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:18 am to FenrirTheBeard
I came for an arugula joke, but stayed for the spring mix.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to FenrirTheBeard
Poop is the new “Italian dressing”
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to FenrirTheBeard
Lettuce all appreciate your ability to produce novel innovations.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:19 am to FenrirTheBeard
The lettuce is browning heh?
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:27 am to FenrirTheBeard
romaine calm at all times.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:29 am to Pepperoni
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This post was edited on 6/14/20 at 8:29 pm
Posted on 3/21/20 at 9:34 am to Ricardo
Bag lettuce for the men. Box lettuce for the ladies.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 10:04 am to FenrirTheBeard
I would imagine a wedge of iceburg does an amazing job....
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:29 am to FenrirTheBeard
Asparagus the details
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:34 am to FenrirTheBeard
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Ran out of TP and now wiping my arse with lettuce
So, IOW, you’re quite literally tossing your own salad now.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 11:47 am to FenrirTheBeard
I told this joke last Friday at my office. Late arse.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:14 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Thought this was a Gnome thread for a second.
Posted on 3/21/20 at 12:38 pm to FenrirTheBeard
Cobb Salad if you had corn the night before
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