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Raising Canes to replace coleslaw with LSU b-ball tickets

Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:57 am
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:57 am
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When people started asking to substitute the coleslaw in our combos with extra napkins, we knew we had a problem.”

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Other substitution options were explored, but each one required actually cooking something. Eventually, LSU Athletic Director Joe Alleva approached Graves with a unique solution.


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“We heard Todd was looking to get out of selling coleslaw, but he needed a product that was available in the hundreds of thousands. Luckily, we had the perfect solution,”

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“We considered women’s volleyball,” recalled Alleva, “but people actually want those tickets.”



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Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30552 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:58 am to
Why the frick would I want to read a shitty satire article
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
39176 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:58 am to
They probably taste better than the cole slaw.
Posted by Pilot Tiger
North Carolina
Member since Nov 2005
73143 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:59 am to
ayyy
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24561 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:59 am to
hey pal go poop on someone else's party
Posted by titmouse
a tree branch above your car
Member since May 2006
6355 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 11:59 am to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:00 pm to
I chuckled
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62403 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:00 pm to
Nah, you can actually give napkins away...
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69064 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:00 pm to
"No slaw extra toast" since 1998
<-----

I've never even had their coleslaw, I just don't like coleslaw.

Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
67589 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:01 pm to
Zaxbys for the win
Posted by taylork37
Member since Mar 2010
15326 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:02 pm to
I like their coleslaw
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166207 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:02 pm to
how about you replace the slaw with more fricking ketchup packets you greedy fricks.
Posted by Whoopdedo_LSU
This is where I parked my car
Member since Oct 2015
1091 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:03 pm to
Agreed.

"No slaw, extra toast"

My motto
Posted by TheAlmightySmash
New Orleans
Member since Jun 2014
5479 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:03 pm to
quote:

replace coleslaw with LSU b-ball tickets


I'd rather force feed myself coleslaw
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30552 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:07 pm to
Don't frick with me or I'll poop at your party
Posted by theenemy
Member since Oct 2006
13078 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:07 pm to
Zaxby's
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
68285 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:08 pm to
quote:

I like their coleslaw



Me too

Although I eat canes about once a year. And now that zaxbys is across the street from the one I go to I will eat canes even less
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
37057 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:09 pm to
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"No slaw extra toast" since 1998
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I've never even had their coleslaw, I just don't like coleslaw


We could be brothers.

Every once in a while someone will buy Cane's for me and I forget to tell them no slaw extra toast. I just throw the slaw away or give it to someone else.

Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13847 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

you greedy fricks.
Or 7+/- more French fries, which will double the amount. Cane's
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113938 posts
Posted on 1/4/17 at 12:11 pm to
Man... I thought this was serious at first, when I saw the title..
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