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re: Question to the Late night OT- you ever bang a hooker?

Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by SuperSaint
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Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:49 pm to
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quote: Why would a stripper not count? Different situation I guess, its not unusual to get jerked off/bang a stripper at a strip club. If you told your buddies you banged a hooker then things we be different and they'd give you shite for it.


It's the same God damn thing


You must have "buddies" as stupid as you are
Posted by Cogsworth
Member since Aug 2014
1148 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:54 pm to
Has the definition for whore changed? Always thought whore and hooker was interchangeable, both do it for $. $ isn't required for sluts.


Dude I know unknowingly dated a whore, a legit one. He just thought he was being a good boyfriend helping her out by giving her broke arse money. Poor bastard.
Posted by Goldrush25
San Diego, CA
Member since Oct 2012
33865 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:55 pm to
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Nah, you're paying her for the sex.


Well, to be fair, everyone pays for sex.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:56 pm to
A hooker charges money up front to blow random guys... A whore fricks your best friend a week after yall split up.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92902 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:58 pm to
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A hooker charges money up front to blow random guys... A whore fricks your best friend a week after yall split up.


And takes your cash! Give me a hooker all day!
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 10:58 pm to
I have never paid for strange.
Posted by Real Pirate
NE LA
Member since Apr 2013
1879 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:03 pm to
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Why would a stripper not count?


To be fair, I've banged a stripper after she got off. Never gave her a dollar.

I haven't ever got much action while inside the strip club.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148026 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:05 pm to
When I bartended at a strip club I used to feel sorry for the little young dumb 18-19 year old ones and would let them crash on my couch


True story


Didn't frick them, felt sorry for them

They always seemed to be from Tx and running away from something



I'm such a nice guy
Posted by Pennymoney
Member since Sep 2012
667 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:06 pm to
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I feel like its so easy to get laid today with all the tinder/hook up apps. So why did you do it?



Because when you're in your 50's --19 & 20 year old girls don't respond to you on the hook up apps.
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:14 pm to
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Because when you're in your 50's --19 & 20 year old girls don't respond to you on the hook up apps.




ah yes, old people need loving too, they just got to pay a little extra
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:15 pm to
Couple escorts. It's 2 a.m. and you still have a sizable portion of the eight-ball you bought earlier in the evening and the bars are closed and the porn is boring and the service advertises hot chicks of all races and the girl tells you she's a 5-foot-8, 36-24-34 blond ex-college volleyball player and ,,,

Capiche?
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148026 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:18 pm to
Situation doesn't make sense


Why would the bar be closing at 2am, and why would you have anything remaining out of an 8ball???!!' Maybe four and a baby
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148026 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:19 pm to
Situation doesn't make sense


Why would the bar be closing at 2am, and why would you have anything remaining out of an 8ball???!!' Maybe four and a baby
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
13391 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:21 pm to
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ah yes, old people need loving too, they just got to pay a little extra



the World's oldest profession.
This post was edited on 1/3/15 at 10:23 am
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
58852 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:22 pm to
What kind of loser hasn't?
Posted by Tigerwaffe
Orlando
Member since Sep 2007
4975 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:23 pm to
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Why would the bar be closing at 2am

They do--or did in L.A.
quote:

why would you have anything remaining out of an 8ball???!!

Late evening buy; I liked to prep with alcohol and get things going around midnight.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48993 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:43 pm to
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Why would the bar be closing at 2am, and why would you have anything remaining out of an 8ball???!!' Maybe four and a baby

Depends on the city and it sounds like he may be on business so he's solo. I can't do an 8ball solo in 8 hours.
Posted by GenesChin
The Promise Land
Member since Feb 2012
37791 posts
Posted on 1/1/15 at 11:48 pm to
I had a friend who hooked up with a high end escort for his 21st birthday. She looked like a legit 10 though. He said it was worth the 800$
Posted by Froman
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2007
38581 posts
Posted on 1/2/15 at 1:08 am to
What if you banged someone in high school that went on to become an escort? I've been told she shows up in those girls in your area ads on porn sites. Her parents are probably super proud of her.
Posted by Breauxsif
Member since May 2012
22291 posts
Posted on 1/2/15 at 2:12 am to
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Of course, anyone with any money has.


This. I have, it actually saves you money in the long run and you don't have to put up with all the mood swings and BS. Just pay, hit it and quit it, and you're on your way home with a big ole smile on your face. It's the spice of life, trying all different flavors.
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