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Really sick. Didn't quite make it to the toilet and dropped a nice moon pie right in front of the toilet. While I was finishing up my dog walked in and ate it. Now every time I'm on the toilet he hangs around like I'm eating steak and he's hoping for a bite ( true story). ...
[quote]64 With ZERO upvotes... worst Ive ever seen I believe[/quote] It's like over 150 down votes now...did I set a new record? :lol: :nana:...
weather was perfect. Really big turnout and head turners everywhere. Sorry no pics. ...
[quote]No man....just no. That's like saying a former alcoholic. Any alcoholic will tell you they still love the alcohol they just fighting the urges every day. So every day I'd still be thinking........she still wants the BBC.[/quote] ...
When you do decide to get a made to measure --Macomber out of Hong Kong. The difference is the tailor comes through every few months and takes your measurements, and photographs of you so it's a professional fitting. He has tons of samples so you can feel and see the cloth. You pick the cloth etc....
[quote]we are however incredibly selfish animals. that is why some people cheat.[/quote] He just explained why people cheat. It's biological. What's selfish got to do with it?...

re: So the aging attention whore...

Posted by Pennymoney on 3/6/15 at 10:45 am
[quote]Time to break this down... -"Smoking hot" means she's had plenty of opportunities for relationships, it also means she's always getting attention from other guys - "never had a stable relationship" in combination with the previous point means she makes bad choices (she's batshit crazy...

So the aging attention whore...

Posted by Pennymoney on 3/6/15 at 9:59 am
Smoking hot but mid 30's now and never had a stable relationship. Finally settles down with similar age loser Joe who's never been in one either & just happy to be getting the Vag. They decide to get hitched. She's basically going to wind up supporting him. Happy ending or divorce in 5 ye...
[quote]Is your friend stuck in the 16th century? [/quote] Nah. Chicks really dig that shite. They call it romantic. He calls it great sex. Win/Win....
[quote]God made light switches for a reason. [/quote] Friend of mine uses the candlelight method. If she's good looking/nice body he uses a nice long burning candle. If she's a butter face or less than shapely, he uses a "short wick". :lol:...
[quote]s $200 a lot of money in Louisiana?[/quote] It'll get you half an hour with a 20 year old. Figure $300.00 for an hour....
Beards in, pubic hair back, tattoos on the way out. Gotta love fashion trends....
Yeah. One of about 8 secretaries working for me. She was a bit of a butter face but she was coming on hard. Rubbing my arm and telling me she knew how to make a man feel good. All hell woulda broke lose if I'd boffed her, so I passed. Still wonder what I missed out on though.. ...

re: Target and MILF watching...

Posted by Pennymoney on 1/3/15 at 6:27 pm
[quote] usually sit in the little food place and watch the milfs they are right next door in the swimsuit or underwear section. [/quote] Hmmm I'm thinking lunch at TarJay tomorrow. ...

re: Target and MILF watching...

Posted by Pennymoney on 1/3/15 at 9:51 am
[quote]You should feel bad for starting this thread. [/quote] I do. I'd post pics but none of the ones I took are worth posting. That's kinda the point....

Target and MILF watching...

Posted by Pennymoney on 1/3/15 at 9:40 am
I'm beginning to think this is like looking for unicorns. Every time I go to Target I await it with eager anticipation, but when I get there it's always a whole lot of meh. And that's for both of the Baton Rouge stores. Is there a better time to go than others? ...
[quote]I feel like its so easy to get laid today with all the tinder/hook up apps. So why did you do it? [/quote] Because when you're in your 50's --19 & 20 year old girls don't respond to you on the hook up apps. :pimp:...

re: LED or plasma TV?

Posted by Pennymoney on 11/29/14 at 12:22 pm
[quote]Plasmas are so overrated and you hear the same thing parroted over and over and over but better picture/deeper blacks etc. [/quote] You hear it cause it's true......
[quote]Tell you what, don't go to that Chabils place over in Pville. They tried talking my wife into an $80 diagnostic charge yesterday because her check engine light was on. fricking crook move. [/quote] You dumb. ...