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Really sick. Didn't quite make it to the toilet and dropped a nice moon pie right in front of the toilet. While I was finishing up my dog walked in and ate it.

Now every time I'm on the toilet he hangs around like I'm eating steak and he's hoping for a bite ( true story).
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64

With ZERO upvotes...

worst Ive ever seen I believe


It's like over 150 down votes now...did I set a new record? :lol: :nana:
weather was perfect. Really big turnout and head turners everywhere.

Sorry no pics.
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No man....just no. That's like saying a former alcoholic. Any alcoholic will tell you they still love the alcohol they just fighting the urges every day.

So every day I'd still be thinking........she still wants the BBC.


When you do decide to get a made to measure --Macomber out of Hong Kong. The difference is the tailor comes through every few months and takes your measurements, and photographs of you so it's a professional fitting. He has tons of samples so you can feel and see the cloth. You pick the cloth etc. in your price range. He gives you suggestions on lapels and flaps etc based on your body style and age. Then the suit gets to you in about 6 -8 weeks. Figure $800 depending on the cloth you pick. He'll also offer you a nice single malt or two.

Done business with them for 25 years. Super legit and excellent work.

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we are however incredibly selfish animals. that is why some people cheat.


He just explained why people cheat. It's biological. What's selfish got to do with it?

re: So the aging attention whore...

Posted by Pennymoney on 3/6/15 at 10:45 am to
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Time to break this down...

-"Smoking hot" means she's had plenty of opportunities for relationships, it also means she's always getting attention from other guys

- "never had a stable relationship" in combination with the previous point means she makes bad choices (she's batshit crazy, purposely goes after shitty guys or some combination)

Putting someone like that with Joe Loser whose just happy to be banging teh hotnezz means she settled. Chicks that just settle -especially hot ones that make bad relationship choices- means she's going to be banging someone else the moment she gets tired of his mooching.





Dead on. Especially this one--
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purposely goes after shitty guys

So the aging attention whore...

Posted by Pennymoney on 3/6/15 at 9:59 am
Smoking hot but mid 30's now and never had a stable relationship.
Finally settles down with similar age loser Joe who's never been in one either & just happy to be getting the Vag. They decide to get hitched.

She's basically going to wind up supporting him.

Happy ending or divorce in 5 years?
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Is your friend stuck in the 16th century?



Nah. Chicks really dig that shite. They call it romantic.

He calls it great sex.

Win/Win.
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God made light switches for a reason.


Friend of mine uses the candlelight method.

If she's good looking/nice body he uses a nice long burning candle.

If she's a butter face or less than shapely, he uses a "short wick". :lol:
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s $200 a lot of money in Louisiana?


It'll get you half an hour with a 20 year old. Figure $300.00 for an hour.
Beards in, pubic hair back, tattoos on the way out.

Gotta love fashion trends.
Yeah. One of about 8 secretaries working for me. She was a bit of a butter face but she was coming on hard. Rubbing my arm and telling me she knew how to make a man feel good.

All hell woulda broke lose if I'd boffed her, so I passed.

Still wonder what I missed out on though..
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usually sit in the little food place and watch the milfs they are right next door in the swimsuit or underwear section.


Hmmm I'm thinking lunch at TarJay tomorrow.
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You should feel bad for starting this thread.



I do. I'd post pics but none of the ones I took are worth posting. That's kinda the point.

Target and MILF watching...

Posted by Pennymoney on 1/3/15 at 9:40 am
I'm beginning to think this is like looking for unicorns.

Every time I go to Target I await it with eager anticipation, but when I get there it's always a whole lot of meh.

And that's for both of the Baton Rouge stores.

Is there a better time to go than others?

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I feel like its so easy to get laid today with all the tinder/hook up apps. So why did you do it?



Because when you're in your 50's --19 & 20 year old girls don't respond to you on the hook up apps. :pimp:

re: LED or plasma TV?

Posted by Pennymoney on 11/29/14 at 12:22 pm to
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Plasmas are so overrated and you hear the same thing parroted over and over and over but better picture/deeper blacks etc.



You hear it cause it's true...
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Tell you what, don't go to that Chabils place over in Pville. They tried talking my wife into an $80 diagnostic charge yesterday because her check engine light was on. fricking crook move.



You dumb.