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Question about fatties who drive rascals
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:36 pm
So obviously we all know that the fatties love to ride around the grocery store in the complementary rascals and load up the basket with honey buns, pop tarts, and diet Coke. But what I can't figure out is how they get the rascal in the first place. Is there a special parking area or a secret horn signal that will prompt a cart boy to bring one out for you? Or does it involve a lot of waddling through the parking lot ?
This post was edited on 1/28/18 at 1:37 pm
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Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:38 pm to Captain Crackysack
frick you.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:38 pm to Captain Crackysack
They have a card that they show to the greeter.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:38 pm to Captain Crackysack
I have wondered this myself...
maybe a rascal riding fatty will chime in and give us the rundown on scooter etiquette
maybe a rascal riding fatty will chime in and give us the rundown on scooter etiquette
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:38 pm to Captain Crackysack
They waddle through the pain of arthritis and bunyons to get to that rascal, and when finally sitting, take a few minutes to catch their breath and regain their composure. I've studied them.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:39 pm to Captain Crackysack
Ask your mom
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:39 pm to Captain Crackysack
What has happened in your life to make you so arbitrarily hateful?
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:39 pm to Captain Crackysack
Posted on 1/28/18 at 1:40 pm to Captain Crackysack
Wal-Mart usually has a valet service for overweight or overly tattooed customers. They take care of their core customer base.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:10 pm to R11
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Ask your mom
Nah she rides me
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:13 pm to Captain Crackysack
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complementary rascals
Matching? Or did you mean complimentary, as in free?
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:18 pm to Captain Crackysack
Rascal driving fatty here...
I generally bring my son and make him go get it for me... he also handles my grabber when the basket gets full of cinnamon rolls, sprite and zebra cakes... he tries to find one with a rotating seat, but when he cant, he takes the beating he deserves for letting me down
The hardest part is climbing back into the conversion van while my son packs up the groceries... sometimes a little poop slips out in the struggle
I generally bring my son and make him go get it for me... he also handles my grabber when the basket gets full of cinnamon rolls, sprite and zebra cakes... he tries to find one with a rotating seat, but when he cant, he takes the beating he deserves for letting me down
The hardest part is climbing back into the conversion van while my son packs up the groceries... sometimes a little poop slips out in the struggle
Posted on 1/28/18 at 2:22 pm to Captain Crackysack
The government could do wonders for this country if they just had agents stake out Wal-Marts and cull the fatties and welfare from the herd. Wal-Mart may go bankrupt but the country would thrive.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:12 pm to TigersSEC2010
The Disneyworld lines would be cut in half if not for the rascal fats
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:14 pm to Captain Crackysack
Who calls them "rascals"?
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:23 pm to dallastiger55
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rascal fats
Hee hee.
Posted on 1/28/18 at 3:57 pm to dallastiger55
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rascal fats
Golf clap
Posted on 1/28/18 at 4:19 pm to Captain Crackysack
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Or does it involve a lot of waddling through the parking lot ?
this made me lol
Posted on 1/28/18 at 7:16 pm to dallastiger55
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The Disneyworld lines would be cut in half if not for the rascal fats
I just left there. You ain’t lieing about that
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