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re: Pulse nightclub victim finds Jesus, is no longer gay.

Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:19 am to
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71214 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:19 am to
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Didn’t realize Jesus was lost


I didn't know I's sposed to be looking for him, Lt. Dan.
Posted by Brazos
Member since Oct 2013
20557 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:21 am to
"You will never meet an atheist in a fox hole" has a lot of truth to it.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:41 am to
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Yeah it doesn't work that way

According to this ex-homosexual it does. But since it doesn't fit your paradigm, he's a bad ex-homosexual.

Strange how the team mentality works with most people. Break free from the crowd, or follow your friends off the bridge.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:42 am to
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jesus seems to enjoy being inside of gay guys

He wants in you too, so do you have something you want to tell us?
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 9:59 am to
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He wants in you too, so do you have something you want to tell us?



jesus is hung. on a cross.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46860 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:07 am to
He was gay and now he is not? He'll be sucked back into it before long.
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 11:20 am
Posted by bobaftt1212
Hills of TN
Member since Mar 2013
1395 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:12 am to
The existence of Jesus is pretty well supported historically speaking.
LINK
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
84749 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:24 am to
Methodist church I go to tried this shite. Had some guy who “was” to be gay. Now he “still struggles with his demons” but is most definitely not gay. He’s even married. And if it wasn’t for his lisp and gay mannerisms and ugly beard wife, I might’ve believed him. Dude wants cock so bad.
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5637 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:33 am to
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This should go over well with the debate of "being gay is a choice" versus "born being gay"


I've never understood this debate. If someone says it's a choice, then that means they think they could go out right now and bang a dude if they wanted.

I'm not attracted to men, so I couldn't physically do that. Thus not a choice.

But if you can, then that's fine by me. You were just born attracted to men.
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 10:41 am
Posted by muricanman
Member since Dec 2015
108 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:40 am to
Jesus is alive and moving now more than ever. I wish everyone would pursue a relationship with Christ because it's life-changing
Posted by HogX
Madison, WI
Member since Dec 2012
5637 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:41 am to
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I wish everyone would pursue a relationship with Christ because it's life-changing


So is crystal meth.
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 10:53 am to
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I wish everyone would pursue a relationship with Christ because it's life-changing




I'm much happier without him. It was basically a manipulative and abusive relationship.
Posted by nola000
Lacombe, LA
Member since Dec 2014
13139 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:26 am to
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"You will never meet an atheist in a fox hole" has a lot of truth to it.


Yeah dude. Because people are afraid of death. It's the number one reason religion exist at all is because of people's innate fear of the unknown after we perish. It's not a coincidence that the one thing all religions throughout history have had in common is the belief in an afterlife, in whatever form.

This isn't proof one way or another of any or all of the religions past and present being accurate in their claims or in the existence of a deity or deities, it's only strong evidence that humans want answers for The Unexplained or the unexplainable
This post was edited on 5/3/18 at 11:31 am
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 11:36 am to
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Didn’t realize Jesus was lost


Luke 2:41 baw.
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60937 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 12:13 pm to
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Luke 2:41 baw.


Jesus wasn’t lost there. He knew exactly where He was.
Posted by Spasweezy
Unfortunately, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2014
7253 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:01 pm to
You put a penis anywhere in or around your mouth one time and you’re always a gay. Not buying this guy’s claim.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29622 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 1:02 pm to
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull shite - Once you've had a dick in either your mouth or your arse you are always gay.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80916 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 2:03 pm to
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Jesus wasn’t lost there. He knew exactly where He was.


Mary and Joseph had to find Him.
Posted by maxxrajun70
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2011
3726 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 2:08 pm to
pray the gay away?
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 5/3/18 at 2:20 pm to
You can't unsuck a dick

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