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PSA for you young baws starting families
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 am
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:53 am
When replacing the TP rolls around the house, being the toxically masculine baw I am, I'm a top and the wife is a bottom.
One of my kids made the comment the other day, "MJ, you replaced the TP like 90% of the time. MrsMJ never does."
Lesson: they watch everything you do. Everything.
One of my kids made the comment the other day, "MJ, you replaced the TP like 90% of the time. MrsMJ never does."
Lesson: they watch everything you do. Everything.
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Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 am to Meauxjeaux
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the wife
pics?
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 am to Meauxjeaux
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I'm a top and the wife is a bottom.
You sure bout that?
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MJ, you replaced the TP like 90% of the time. MrsMJ never does."
Sounds like you’re the bottom bitch here.....
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 am to Meauxjeaux
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One of my kids made the comment the other day, "MJ, you replaced the TP like 90% of the time. MrsMJ never does."
in my family everybody just puts the TP on top of the roll and doesn't even put the rod through the tube.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:54 am to Meauxjeaux
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:55 am to Meauxjeaux
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the wife is a bottom.
Weird. She's a cowgirl with me.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 10:56 am to 3nOut
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:26 am to Meauxjeaux
quote:more is caught than taught
Lesson: they watch everything you do. Everything
crappy thread though
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:33 am to Meauxjeaux
My GF is good about replacing, but she puts it in backwards almost every single time. 
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:38 am to Meauxjeaux
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being the toxically masculine baw I am, I'm a top and the wife is a bottom
You come off as a bottom IMO
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:40 am to Meauxjeaux
I love when my wife gets on top
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:54 am to Funky Tide 8
Putting it on backwards pisses me off. My wife knows better after a few unrashional freak out on my part. It just grinds my gears.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 11:56 am to beerJeep
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Sounds like you’re the bottom bitch here.....
His wife has conditioned him to believe that performing menial houshold tasks is the way to assert his dominance. She intentionally does things counter to the way he prefers and then “submits” and lets him do it his way. She plays chess, he’s stuck on checkers. I’m sure that’s not the only way she’s getting what she wants in the marriage.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:00 pm to Meauxjeaux
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PSA for you young baws starting families
Wait til you’re 30
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:21 pm to 3nOut
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in my family everybody just puts the TP on top of the roll and doesn't even put the rod through the tube.
I solved this source of eternal conflict by throwing the roll holder in the trash and getting one of these bad boys...
...now the passive aggressive bitch just leaves the carboard tube on the holder and puts the new toilet paper roll on the counter.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:22 pm to commode
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Putting it on backwards pisses me off. My wife knows better after a few unrashional freak out on my part. It just grinds my gears.
quote:Name checks out.
commode
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:26 pm to Funky Tide 8
quote:That sounds painful.
but she puts it in backwards almost every single time.
Reason #27 I don’t let my anus be violated.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:38 pm to Meauxjeaux
I’m at “put the tp on back of the toilet, grab roll, stick 2 fingers inside the tube, grab end of tp with other hand and spin it around my hand” kind of guy myself
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:42 pm to Meauxjeaux
I'm the only one here who does it too. The kids act helpless when the paper roll runs out and my fiance absolutely refuses to put it on the roller for some reason. It's always either on the back of the toilet or on the counter by the sink. I don't understand the laziness there.
Posted on 10/9/20 at 12:44 pm to andwesway
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I'm the only one here who does it too. The kids act helpless when the paper roll runs out and my fiance absolutely refuses to put it on the roller for some reason. It's always either on the back of the toilet or on the counter by the sink. I don't understand the laziness there.
No time for all that. There's shite to do.
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