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Protip: Don't go camping with Andy Dick

Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:30 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:30 pm
Baw woke up with pants around his ankles and his butt smelling of "artificial smells" (lube)

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Andy Dick was arrested Wednesday for felony sexual battery, the Orange County Sheriff’s Office has confirmed to Page Six.

Sgt. Scott Steinle told us police received a call at around 9 a.m. local time from a campground facility in O’Neill Regional Park in California. They believe the call was placed by the alleged victim of the sexual assault, who is an adult male.



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Around the 3:10 mark of a clip from the livestream, a disoriented “JJ” can be heard telling another person in the recreational vehicle what he claims occurred.

He says hesitantly, “I was just in bed right now, and I smelled certain parts of my body … [I was] in the other RV with Andy, and … the last thing I remember, we were on the phone with his fiancée … I smelled parts of myself and they smell like artificial smells.”

The streamer then alleged that he thought he had lotion or lube-like substance in his butt.

Around the 5:29:00 mark of the original livestream, “JJ” attempts to confront Dick, but the comedian appears more concerned with his drugs.

“Did you take my cocaine?” he asks the streamer, who replies, “No, I didn’t even take it whenever it was offered.”

“JJ” then asks, “Why did you assault me in my sleep?” to which Dick responds, “I never assaulted you in your sleep. Can you leave me alone?


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Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
22742 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:31 pm to
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Protip
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Andy Dick
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Dick
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
54941 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:32 pm to
I can't say I'm surprised.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124285 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:35 pm to
Man, we all heard that joke coming up. I guess it was true
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14860 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:36 pm to
Though I've never met Andy Dick, I've had a don't go camping with Andy Dick policy in place for over a decade.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
15651 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:39 pm to
Don't go camping with a turd burglar.

FIFY
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
9698 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:39 pm to
Mikelbr just found his new camping buddy
Posted by BarCo49
Alabama
Member since Apr 2021
229 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:44 pm to
Obviously baw don’t know the difference between a Dick and a hotdog. I’m sure he’s been camping many times
Posted by RLDSC FAN
Rancho Cucamonga, CA
Member since Nov 2008
51630 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:45 pm to
I'm shocked
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29820 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:45 pm to
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Protip: Don't go camping with Andy Dick


Well, there goes my plans for the summer!
Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
10929 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:48 pm to
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Andy Dick


Isn’t this character a serial offender?

Why is it out walking around in society?
Posted by spslayto
Member since Feb 2004
19723 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:51 pm to
I never wanted to go anywhere with Andy Dick
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119222 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:52 pm to
Anyone who knows about him knows this.
Posted by boosiebadazz
Member since Feb 2008
80272 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:52 pm to
Butt rape aside, doing cocaine or anything really with Andy Dick sounds miserable.
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4087 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:53 pm to
I bet he’s on his A-comedy game in lockup.
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18866 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:57 pm to
This reminds me of a filthy old joke that ends in "You wanna go camping?"
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
9326 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:58 pm to
I liked the time John Lovitz smashed Andy Dick's face into a bar.
Posted by doc baklava
Between heaven and hell
Member since Oct 2020
810 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:58 pm to
Jon Lovitz did God's work knocking him out
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13193 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 5:59 pm to
Maybe he should change his name to Randy Dick.
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25670 posts
Posted on 5/11/22 at 6:01 pm to
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Baw woke up with pants around his ankles and his butt smelling of "artificial smells" (lube)


Baw(ette) woke up regretted his choices and spun a yarn.
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