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re: Professional Pest Jonny Somali Finds Out in Korea

Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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11698 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:07 pm to
So, he's a dude who deserves a major arse whipping and the eventual black bag disappearance he'll suffer in the wrong country.
Posted by johnnydrama
Possibly Trashy
Member since Feb 2010
9192 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:07 pm to
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1. Istanbul. Attempt to frick with a cat.


What's up with cats in Istanbul?
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299437 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:08 pm to
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Who tf is Jonny Somali?


A product of a larger societal issue.


Exactly. Somali is just a player, the game is what needs to be examined.
Posted by liz18lsu
Member since Feb 2009
18042 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:19 pm to
Cat-friendly culture
Istanbulites care for the cats in their city, and the cats are considered to be adopted by everyone.
Cat-friendly infrastructure
The city has many cat shelters and feeding stations, and residents often put out food and water for the cats. The Municipality of Istanbul also has vending machines for cats and dogs in many parts of the city.
Cat-friendly transportation
Tram drivers will stop if they see a cat drinking water from a puddle, and cats are sometimes allowed to ride the city bus or ferry.
Cat-friendly mosques
Cats are allowed to enter mosques because they are considered to be clean animals in Islam.
Cat-friendly history
Cats are said to have arrived in Istanbul centuries ago as rat catchers on European boats.
Cat-friendly politics
Turkey has a "no kill, no capture" policy, and a 2021 law criminalizes the mistreatment, torture, or neglect of animals.
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41778 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:23 pm to
Korean men have to serve in the military so they actually have some T flowing through them
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41778 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 2:25 pm to
Also, you can always spot a somali. They have that light bulb shaped head
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
27403 posts
Posted on 10/27/24 at 3:02 pm to
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Koreans are big dudes. They're like the most American Asians, not surprised this happened.


No doubt. They love their booze and fried chicken.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Oct 2007
24384 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 4:43 am to
The saga continues. Jonny is a hunted man. Former Korean special forces operator finds Jonny and knocks him out cold in front of the Korean police.

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Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93289 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 5:50 am to
You hate to see it gif

They went all squid games on him.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 10/31/24 at 6:03 am to
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This post was edited on 10/31/24 at 8:08 am
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26052 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 6:13 am to
The women had no choice.
Posted by prplhze2000
Parts Unknown
Member since Jan 2007
58184 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 7:15 am to
They were enslaved you dumb motherfricker
Posted by GruntbyAssociation
Member since Jul 2013
9714 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 7:44 am to
Is it them Yogi?
Posted by ronricks
Member since Mar 2021
12183 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 7:52 am to
I'd love to savagely KO this pipsqueak. He's so small I would pick him up and powerbomb him on the sidewalk making sure his skull hits the pavement first then leave him there hopefully brain dead. Why go to a place like Korea that has virtually no crime at all and a very stable obedient populace and act like a goddamn idiot?
Posted by magildachunks
Member since Oct 2006
35877 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 8:05 am to
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el Gaucho



This one was in poor taste bud.

You can do better
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
59172 posts
Posted on 10/31/24 at 8:10 am to
Ima edit but the Japanese enslaved somewhere between 300k-800k Koreans and killed millions of Chinese nationals but we never hear about that
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476637 posts
Posted on 11/10/24 at 8:23 am to
He's been arrested in Korea and faces between 10 and 29 years in prison

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The streamer is now being held on charges of narcotics possession, which is a big deal in the country, carrying a potentially decade-long criminal sentence. Initially arrested "for his protection," the streamer was initially amused by his apparent police protection, taunting from the cop car and drinking alcohol. Now, facing this potential jail sentence, Somali has allegedly become repentant, apologizing for his actions and claiming that he's a "young person" who "made a mistake" and that he wants to "grow as a man." It's not clear what narcotics he allegedly had on his person.


Disrespectful IRL Streamer Facing 29 Years in Korean Prison.. (YT)
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 11/10/24 at 8:35 am to
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He's been arrested in Korea and faces between 10 and 29 years in prison


Something about games and prizes comes to mind

Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476637 posts
Posted on 11/10/24 at 8:38 am to
I imagine South Korea may not go easy on him.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299437 posts
Posted on 11/10/24 at 8:50 am to
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So brave, when does he go to China


He should try Nigeria.
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