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Princeton students end hunger strike after 10 days because of "health concerns”
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:10 am
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:10 am
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Not the Bee
After 10 whole days of fluffy, overweight Princeton students refusing to eat to protest Israel, they have finally called it quits and introduced "rotary hunger strikes."
"Princeton Gaza Solidarity Encampment Update: Due to health concerns of the 13 strikers who fasted for 9 days, the first hunger strike wave ended, and the second wave has begun. In the tradition of rotary hunger strikes, Seven new strikers are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine."
So it looks like a second round of strikers will be stepping in so the first wave can head over to the campus sub shop for a club sandwich.
What heroes!
The strike had already shown signs of waning when on day 2, students reported:
We are starving. We are physically exhausted. I'm quite literally shaking right now, as you can see. We are both cold and hot at the same time. We are all immunocompromised.
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Wow, you fat clowns made Gandhi proud! Bunch of pussies. Additionally I doubt any of these fricks actually did a hunger strike, they just knew that some people were about to start asking some questions when they weren’t losing any weight.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:11 am to OMLandshark
The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food 

Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:11 am to OMLandshark
Feed ‘em what Hamas eats.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:13 am to OMLandshark
My money is on the smell of Funyons giving them away.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:14 am to OMLandshark
The biggest losers in society. The absolute state of these bums.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:15 am to OMLandshark
Is it a prerequisite that all students no matter the college that are protesting against Israel, be ugly as frick?
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:15 am to OMLandshark
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We are both cold and hot at the same time.

Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:16 am to OMLandshark
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We are starving
well, wtf did you think a hunger strike meant?
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We are all immunocompromised.
yeah that dude in the purple shirt is for sure compromised.
This post was edited on 5/13/24 at 10:19 am
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:18 am to OMLandshark
I surely hope all of their “demands” were met. The bravest of the brave here, folks.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:18 am to OMLandshark
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"The people, United, will never be defeated!"

United people have been defeated countless times during the course of history.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:20 am to OldmanBeasley
In the traditional style of rotary hunger strikes, which are totally legit, we anticipate that all 8 of us will stop eating for the remainder of 2024.
Every single day, one of us will give up eating for an entire 3 hours. At the end of this three hour period of agony, another striker will take over and bear the weight of not eating for the next three hours. We will continue this cycle of collectively starving ourselves until our goals are recognized!
Every single day, one of us will give up eating for an entire 3 hours. At the end of this three hour period of agony, another striker will take over and bear the weight of not eating for the next three hours. We will continue this cycle of collectively starving ourselves until our goals are recognized!
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:20 am to OMLandshark
Where can I send pizzas?
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to OMLandshark
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Seven new strikers are indefinitely fasting for a free Palestine.

Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to jb4
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The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food
They should all eat a cyanide capsule and call it a day.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to jb4
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The chick in the jeans could stand a few more days of no food
Probably 40 more days without eating.
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:21 am to OMLandshark
"We are going on a hunger strike!"
K don't keep me posted
K don't keep me posted
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:23 am to Fe_Mike
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In the traditional style of rotary hunger strikes, which are totally legit, we anticipate that all 8 of us will stop eating for the remainder of 2024.
I realize now that I've been on a rotary hunger strike my entire life.
What have I been protesting for for 38 years?
Posted on 5/13/24 at 10:23 am to OMLandshark
Some problems solve themselves 

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