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Priest tries to grab tit, gets sent to jail

Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:08 am
Posted by WPBTiger
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:08 am
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A visiting priest from Zambia who was working as a chaplain at a Mandeville retirement home was sent to prison Wednesday for reaching under an elderly woman's blouse multiple times in an effort to seduce her, according to authorities.

The Rev. Michael Mulenga was accused of pursuing the woman after administering last rites to her dying husband. A St. Tammany Parish judge convicted Mulenga, 49, of a misdemeanor battery charge and immediately sent him to prison for five months, officials said.


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Lynn Michler said she was grieving her husband’s death when Mulenga approached her in the building’s laundry room and asked her why she was still wearing a wedding ring, according to court records. Mulenga then came to her apartment at Rouquette Lodge on Jan. 2, 2020, asked to have a drink with her and made remarks about her beauty and thin body, she said.

He soon reached under her shirt and tried to grab her breasts several times. She told him to stop and asked him to leave, according to the records.

Mulenga did leave, but he grabbed Michler and squeezed her against his body on the way out.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:10 am to
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elderly woman's blouse


Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:10 am to
Need pix of the old lady before passing judgement.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:10 am to
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He soon reached under her shirt and tried to grab her breasts several times


So now not grabbing someone’s breast is illegal!

Thanks Biden.
Posted by ShoeBang
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:10 am to
I'm just glad he's straight
Posted by Mike da Tigah
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:11 am to
K
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:12 am to
But it wasn’t a little boy so we’re all happy about that
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 8:13 am
Posted by Sasquatch Smash
Member since Nov 2007
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:12 am to
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Priest tries to grab tit, gets sent to jail


It sounds like he did more than "try."
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:14 am to
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in an effort to seduce her,


bold move, cotton
This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 8:15 am
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:14 am to
Trump supporter? Cause that is what Biden does all the time.
Posted by whiskey over ice
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Posted by viv1d
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Posted by Meauxjeaux
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:20 am to
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Need pix

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75-year-old


Naw
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:20 am to
5 months in the slammer for making a pass and getting turned down. Shitty that he did it to a recent widow, but come on. How many priests who buggered kids never saw the first day in jail?
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:20 am to
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Mulenga met 75-year-old Lynn Michler


Maybe he was just trying to grab her waist
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:22 am to
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Need pix

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75-year-old


Naw


Posted by ATXTiger64
Member since Jul 2006
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:33 am to
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75-year-old


Naw




You sure? Another 75yr old for reference...





Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113890 posts
Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:37 am to
At least it wasn't a young boy.. Does he not get credit for that?

Seriously, its time to let Priest frick. They are human, they have urges and that makes them do shite like this.

I grew up with a priest who used to be at LSU (this would have been 2006 or 07 until maybe 2009-2010). He told me that every morning he walked around the lakes, but that he had to go early (I think he said he would go at 5:30AM or something like that) before all of the "sites" got there to do their morning walk, bike ride, etc.

At the time he had been a priest for no longer than 2 years and he was talking about how the hardest thing for him. so far, was to avoid seeing attractive women.

They are only creating monsters by not allowing them to have sex, And I am sure there are some women who temp them because they like the idea of being the one a priest gives into.
Posted by Barroom
Georgia
Member since Jan 2021
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:48 am to
This story reminds of a quote from an old friend of mine I'll never forget. Back when we were young guys there was this fairly good looking girl we all had our eyes on but her mom didn't want her messing with guys like us because we drank and smoked weed.

Sure enough she started dating this straight laced dude who didn't do so and a few months later she turned up pregnant.

When we heard about it my buddy said, "See there, it don't matter whether you smoke pot or not, that dick still gets hard"

I just rolled with laughter and I'll never forget that as long as I live.
Posted by Shexter
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Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/5/21 at 8:52 am to
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The Rev. Michael Mulenga




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Lynn Michler


This post was edited on 2/5/21 at 9:19 am
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