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Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:50 pm to Slippy
quote:Sounds like my kinda neighbor
Cats have been disappearing around here for a couple of years
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:55 pm to Hammertime
Witch knuckles.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:06 am to Slippy
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Tonight I came home from work and she was standing outside dressed all in black, just staring at me. Totally creeped me out.
Yea screw that shite. Spooky assed witchy loon, Next time she does that you should casually walk over to her (show no fear), don't say anything, and power hoof her in the front butt. That would put a stop to that behavior.
This post was edited on 1/19/17 at 2:29 am
Posted on 1/19/17 at 1:13 am to Slippy
You basically described this lady that lived a couple houses down where i grew up. Word on tSkreets was that she occasionally sacrificed goats. 
this was near Mexico mind you.
this was near Mexico mind you.Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:22 am to Slippy
You got some cats bro?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 2:32 am to Slippy
Our neighbor across the street is in her 70's and walks around outside in her underwear all the time. I'll trade you a 70 year old exhibitionist for a witch.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 3:06 am to Slippy
Maybe she's a dude, have you ever thought about that
Posted on 1/19/17 at 6:03 am to Slippy
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Cats have been disappearing around here for a couple of years.
Does she sell fresh tamales?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 6:44 am to Slippy
Buy a nice broom for her, put a big bow on it and leave it on her porch. Include a note asking for her to accept the broom in return for the safety of your kittens.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 6:47 am to Slippy
Tire her up, throw her in a lake, if she swims she's a witch, if she doesn't you have nothing to worry anout
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:02 am to Slippy
Like SJP in Hocus Pocus or nah?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:03 am to LakeViewLSU
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She's still just a women. She can't hurt you.
Read the OP, she's a witch. Of course she can hurt him, they have magic and shite.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:12 am to jefforize
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The burbs
I'm late but that's one of my favorite movies. Satan is good. Satan is my pal. Satan is my friend
My favorite movie growing up as a kid. Its: "I want to kill everyone. Satan is good. Satan is our pal."
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:14 am to Slippy
Do you live with me?
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:15 am to Slippy
You'd think someone who begs so hard for attention would enjoy it when they finally got some.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:17 am to Slippy
Sounds like she could just be a lonely, depressed old widow.
Don't be putting that Boo Radley voodoo on her, Ricky Bobby.
Don't be putting that Boo Radley voodoo on her, Ricky Bobby.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:52 am to Slippy
She probably has dementia. You should take her a plate of food. Maybe she will put a protective spell over your house if you're nice to her.
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:52 am to Slippy
The neighbors think I'm sellin dope
Posted on 1/19/17 at 7:59 am to Slippy
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just staring at me.
quote:
. She knows I got two kittens about a year ago (inside cats
She just thinks you're trashy is all. No big deal.
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