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re: Pretty sure my neighbor is a witch.

Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:40 pm to
Posted by goldenbadger08
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:40 pm to
quote:

Tonight I came home from work
quote:

Slippy
Posted by LSUTANGERINE
Baton Rouge LA
Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:41 pm to
Does she float?
Posted by saintsfan1977
West Monroe, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:41 pm to
Bad case of the senile. She isnt a witch. She just has her days and nights confused.
Posted by Signal Soldier
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:42 pm to


Put one of these on her porch, she'll probably like it and you'll be safe forever on
Posted by shinerfan
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Member since Sep 2009
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:46 pm to
Pick up a nice steak, soak it in antifreeze and toss it up on her porch.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:47 pm to
That is strange as frick

Pics?
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:47 pm to
The burbs

I'm late but that's one of my favorite movies. Satan is good. Satan is my pal. Satan is my friend
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 10:48 pm
Posted by tWildcat
Verona, KY
Member since Oct 2014
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:48 pm to
You're gonna have to make monthly sacrifices to her. Slaughter a goat and toss it on her lawn.
This post was edited on 1/18/17 at 10:49 pm
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
21938 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:48 pm to
If she doesn't wear panties that's so she can get a tighter grip on her broomstick.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:49 pm to
You know what to do.

Piihb.
Posted by Jason9782003
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:49 pm to
Invite her over for a spirit cook
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:53 pm to
Only one way to know for sure...grab a bucket of water

Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:57 pm to
You will be a frog soon.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 10:58 pm to
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
44108 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:02 pm to
OP's dog will be finding femurs soon
Posted by GEAUXT
Member since Nov 2007
29257 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:03 pm to
Build a bridge out of her!
Posted by LSU Coyote
Member since Sep 2007
53390 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:33 pm to
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She almost never comes out of the house. Lights are never on. Hangs weird shite on her front door. At Halloween she set fire to something on her porch and went inside, and didn't open for trick or treaters. Tonight I came home from work and she was standing outside dressed all in black, just staring at me. Totally creeped me out.

Do you live across the street from me?

Creepy. I'm a guy btw a-hole.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:33 pm to
Pussy
Posted by McCaigBro69
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Member since Oct 2014
45086 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:39 pm to
Go over there with a small branch/twig or whatever looks like a wand and just start shooting the shite.

When I say that though, I mean just start talking about a bunch of made up magic shite, like spells.

Then when she tries to talk, remind her that she continually pronounces wingardium leviosa wrong and follow Ron's lead.

Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 1/18/17 at 11:42 pm to
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I got two kittens about a year ago (inside cats) and she has been kind of hovering around.


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