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re: Pretty sure my neighbor is a witch.

Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:15 am to
Posted by TheEnglishman
On the road to Wellville
Member since Mar 2010
3113 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:15 am to
BURN HER!
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:26 am to
I bet she's got a huge 70's bush going on down there.
Posted by diehardfan
Louisiana
Member since Jul 2005
5333 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Cats have been disappearing around here for a couple of years.


Posted by saint amant steve
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
5695 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:41 am to
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47521 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Give her that broomstick


Who was the sole sad sack who downvoted this?

Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
57281 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:45 am to
Well, here's a song for you:

Season of the Witch.
Posted by Bossier2323
Bossier CIty
Member since Sep 2014
1910 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 8:58 am to
Tell that stupid bitch to take a hike or you will put her nose through the back of her head.
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:10 am to
Only one way to make her know you ain't scared. Wear a flame retardant gimp suit and build a fire on your roof double the size of what she had on her porch. Lay in the fire like you are sacrificing yourself and slowly rise up and dry hump the chimney. Finish by belly flopping off of the roof and smashing onto a car hood below. You have got to show this witch that you are crazier than her of else she is going to kill you.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
5119 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:15 am to
She's really been dead for a year. You are just now seeing her restless spirit. She wants you to help the authorities find her.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
30421 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:26 am to
Does she weigh the same as a duck?
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61313 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:29 am to
Just need to loosen her up with some secksuwill contact.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:40 am to
Does she have a British accent? Does she have a Hogwarts license plate frame? What house was she in?
Posted by TrebleHook
Member since Jun 2016
1356 posts
Posted on 1/19/17 at 9:51 am to
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