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re: Post things your wife does that’s almost unforgivable

Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:36 am to
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
71982 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:36 am to
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She squeezes the toothpaste from the middle of the tube like some sort of uncivilized heathen. It’s taken me 21 years to overcome the shame and publicly admit this.

Separate vanities and toothpaste tubes will save a marriage. Fact.



What’s funny is we have this. But I still see hers when we’re brushing our teeth at bed time. It’s painful to watch.
Posted by CunningLinguist
Dallas, TX
Member since Mar 2006
19156 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:37 am to
She’s a Cowboys fan
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:38 am to
Wanting a love session after I have been up for two straight days working my arse off.
Posted by Yobosh
Member since Jul 2018
99 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:39 am to
They run around calling themselves "BAWS"...

Why do you think ?
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:41 am to
Leaves the fricking lights on all over the house.
Posted by brian_wilson
Member since Oct 2016
3581 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:41 am to
my wife sometimes will get wicked high, too high to have a conversation. So I don't talk to her. But she is too high to read. So she gets bored.

We don't really watch tv, so she doesn' thave that as an option.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:42 am to
Fiance guilt tripped me into going to some birthday "party" for her aunt last night. Got there and they were having one of those in-home makeup selling sessions that lasts for hours. How I let her talk me into going to this is beyond me. I ended up leaving and made her catch a ride home with someone else.
This post was edited on 8/2/18 at 10:46 am
Posted by LZ83
La
Member since Sep 2016
17444 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:43 am to
Be outside with the laundry room light on.

Turn the MFing light off
Posted by fareplay
Member since Nov 2012
6283 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:43 am to
Second this. My wife doesn’t even know how much our electricity bill is
Posted by snake2985
Member since Jan 2011
339 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:43 am to
I've had to install automatic light switches to combat this problem, now the lights turn themselves off after 1 minute of no activity.
Posted by GrammarKnotsi
Member since Feb 2013
10067 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:44 am to
leave the fricking Keuring turned on Karen....You know I'm going to want another cup...
Posted by Yobosh
Member since Jul 2018
99 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:44 am to
Why are you replying to me ?
Hahaha

But get some hulu
Netfilx

BUBBLE WRAP!
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42340 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:46 am to
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1. Scheduling a two week vacation on A&Ms Clemson and bama week to visit her family (leaving during beginning of Clemson and arriving after bama)




quote:

A&M


quote:

wife


Something does not add up here.

Posted by leftovergumbo
Member since May 2018
542 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:46 am to
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the way my wife loads the dishwasher


So many people complain about how others load the dishwasher and I don't understand why. If I don't have to load it and I get clean dishes, then I got no complaints.
Posted by Yobosh
Member since Jul 2018
99 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:46 am to
Nice
Posted by leftovergumbo
Member since May 2018
542 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:47 am to
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leave the fricking Keuring turned on Karen....You know I'm going to want another cup...




If only there were a way to brew multiple cups at once...
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
10732 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:48 am to
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brian_wilson



I just knew, KNEW you were a lib pothead.
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
148031 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:49 am to
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Your going to have to elaborate on this baw. My wife loads utensils upside down which makes me nuts



It's not just the utensils.......she will put cups and glasses at the bottom, plates at the top....she will put magnalite pots in the dishwasher instead of just washing them in the sink...

She wont wash the food off the plates before putting them in......it's a total mess...everything is disorganized and I have to go back and rinse the plates and re-organize.

Posted by LSUfan20005
Member since Sep 2012
9128 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:49 am to
When my wife is chopping in the kitchen, she "talks" with the knife. Like she's talking with hand motions, only with the knife still in her hand.

This makes me nervous as frick and I warn the kids to stay out, it's only a matter of time.

Knife discipline, Woman!
Posted by Yobosh
Member since Jul 2018
99 posts
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:49 am to
Nice catch
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TygerTyger
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