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re: Post things your wife does that’s almost unforgivable
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:57 pm to tgrbaitn08
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:57 pm to tgrbaitn08
#ifyoucanthandlemeatmyworstyoushoukdhaveseenhowgoodifricked20dudeswhodidntmarryme
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Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:58 pm to Bushmaster
I can’t believe y’all know all these chick sayings 
Posted on 8/2/18 at 8:59 pm to Bushmaster
WON! Had to look at that a few times.
Had to look at that a few times. 
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:08 pm to al_cajun
quote:Kinda related, although the inverse-
Locks every door at all times. I could be unloading the car and I swear she locks it in between trips.
Attached garage that she parks in has an access door to our back porch.
She leaves that door ajar at least 80% of the time.
I’m going to install a spring-driven door that automatically closes.
Other than that she’s practically perfect in every way.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:18 pm to soccerfüt
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Other than that she’s practically perfect in every way.
More so in bed once you leave.
j/k.
Was to easy. Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:21 pm to al_cajun
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Locks every door at all times.
I’m guilty of this.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:28 pm to Tester1216
I'm going to go hug the frick out of my wife and buy her some flowers. Damn I don't have shite to complain about anymore
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:31 pm to BoogaBear
You can tolerate a lot of shite when you love someone.
Or, it’s just cheaper to keep her.
Or, it’s just cheaper to keep her.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:34 pm to fishfighter
Like an old rotary aircraft engine, you must follow strict procedures for warming up & for shutting down.
You and I are of a particular age to understand such technicals.
You and I are of a particular age to understand such technicals.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:40 pm to whoisnickdoobs
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Fiance guilt tripped me into going to some birthday "party" for her aunt last night. Got there and they were having one of those in-home makeup selling sessions that lasts for hours. How I let her talk me into going to this is beyond me. I ended up leaving and made her catch a ride home with someone else.
As soon as i walked in that house and seen that makeup selling bullshite i would of walked my arse right out the house and told her to walk home.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 9:48 pm to Double Oh
Mine hangs the kitchen towel on the handle of the oven 5 feet away from the sink. The towel should be right next to the sink but when i wash my hands and they are dripping wet i have to turn towards the oven with now water dripping all over the floor so now i have to clean the water off the floor. Drives me fukin apeshit when she does that
Posted on 8/2/18 at 10:34 pm to LSUfan20005
Cutting onions on a paper plate with a god dam serrated steak knife. God dam that’s what the 8” chef knife is for in the block
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:07 pm to fareplay
One square paper on toilet roll. Toothpaste cap held on by toothpaste, so when I pick it up the cap falls off.
Posted on 8/2/18 at 11:59 pm to fareplay
She will only give me a blow Job if she can “snowball” it back to me
Good grief
Good grief
Posted on 8/3/18 at 12:27 am to Fe_Mike
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Mine holds her body hostage. The easiest way to know if my wife is mad is if she comes home with 5 quarts of ice cream. She's like "I don't even care, I'll get fat" and I'm immediately in "oh no what did I do wrong please forgive me" mode. Not sure if she would actually pull the trigger but...not willing to call that bluff.
I'd never tell that to anyone, even this board
Posted on 8/3/18 at 12:55 am to Fe_Mike
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Mine holds her body hostage.
The easiest way to know if my wife is mad is if she comes home with 5 quarts of ice cream.
She's like "I don't even care, I'll get fat" and I'm immediately in "oh no what did I do wrong please forgive me" mode. Not sure if she would actually pull the trigger but...not willing to call that bluff.
Damn boy, don't let that girl discover how many chubby chasers are actually out there or you'll never see her again. You better clean you crap up son, or I'm gonna be dating your fat ex soon enough.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:16 am to fareplay
She thinks I’m available to perform whatever task pops into her head while I’m working out. Then she acts surprised every time when I get pissed off.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 5:59 am to ChenierauTigre
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want to read the thread where your wives get asked the same question. That would be great.
I’m convinced some of these ARE the wives.
I also think some of them are the same guys worried about what type of beer other guys drink.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 6:29 am to fareplay
1. She buys Scott toilet paper. Because she likes it more.
2. She will order food just for herself
3. Claims her jaw hurts when giving head because her mouth is open too wide.
2. She will order food just for herself
3. Claims her jaw hurts when giving head because her mouth is open too wide.
Posted on 8/3/18 at 6:57 am to fareplay
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Scheduling a two week vacation on A&Ms Clemson and bama week to visit her family (leaving during beginning of Clemson and arriving after bama)
That’s truly unacceptable. She could go by herself if that were mine.
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