re: Post a favorite song lyric of yours

I'd rather be in a deep, dark grave
And know that my poor soul was saved
Than live in this world in a house of gold
And deny my God and doom my soul.

Willst du bis der Tod euch scheidet
Treu ihr sein für alle Tage

Nein!

I'd love to spit some beech nut in that dudes eyes
And shoot him with my old .45
'Cause a Country boy can survive

I've got a big booty bitch so I call her big booty

Just genius lyrics

I've created a monster, 'cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more
They want Shady, I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jump start my heart quicker
Then a shot when I get shocked at the hospital
By the doctor when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
'Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husband's heart problem is complicating
So the F-C-C won't let me be or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on M-T-V
But it feels so empty without me
So come on and dip, bum on your lips
frick that, cum on your lips and some on your tits
And get ready 'cause this shite is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "frick you, Debbie!"

"we eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisinin'"

-Pimp C (Three 6 Mafia Sippin on Some Sizzurp)

We can skin a buck, an run a trot line and a country boy can survive!

I beg your pardon, mama, what did you say?
My mind was drifting off on Martinique Bay.
It's not that I'm not interested, you see;
Augusta, Georgia is just no place to be



Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

An American Dream

One man's hawk is another man's dove
One man's hug is another man's shove
One man's rock is another man's sand
One man's fist is another man's hand
One man's tool is another man's toy
One man's grief is another man's joy
One man's squawk is another man's sing
One man's crutch is another man's wing
One man's pride is another man's humble
One man's step is another man's stumble
One man's pleasure is another man's pain
One man's loss is another man's gain
One man's can is another man's grail
One man's anchor is another man's sail
One man's right is another man's wrong
One man's curse is another man's song

One man's deuce is another man's ace
One man's back is another man's face
One man's reason is another man's rhyme
One man's dollar is another man's dime
One man's tree is another man's post
One man's angel is another man's ghost
One man's rain is another man's drought
One man's hope is another man's doubt
One man's false is another man's fair
One man's toupee is another man's hair
One man's hand is another man's stub
One man's feast is another man's grub
One man's dread is another man's dream
One man's sigh is another man's scream
One man's water is another man's wine
One man's daughter leave another man crying

One man's famine is another man's feast
One man's pet is another man's beast
One man's bat is another man's ball
One man's art is another man's scrawl
One man's friend is another man's foe
One man's Joseph is another man's Joe
One man's hammer is another man's nail
One man's freedom is another man's jail
One man's road is another man's rut
One man's if is another man's but
One man's treasure is another man's trash
One man's landing is another man's crash
One man's word, another man's lie
One man's dirt, another man's sky
One man's skin is another man's color
One man's killer is another man's brother

“Why don’t we get drunk and screw.”


My dad would yell at me when I was a kid for singing this song. I didn’t know what it meant. Funny in hindsight.