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Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:16 am to Tuscaloosa
Porn sites don't bitch and moan. Well they do moan but in a good way.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:47 am to Revelator
If you prefer porn to real sex, you have a fricking problem. Your problem may be that your wife is fat and ugly, but you definitely have a problem
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:52 am to Upperdecker
Wasn't the movie Don Jon based on this? The guy preferred whacking off till he met Scarlet Jo.
I mean Scar Jo could definitely get me to close my lap top for a while. Especially in that movie.
I mean Scar Jo could definitely get me to close my lap top for a while. Especially in that movie.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 5:56 am to Revelator
It's crazy to think that we, at any moment, have access to see an infinite number of naked chicks. Go back a 100 years and the average dude probably only saw one or two chicks naked his whole life.
Our brains don't know how to deal with that. Now if your wife blows the frick up, you have an alternative to banging her. It is kind of dangerous if you think about it.
Oh well. To pornhub I go.
Our brains don't know how to deal with that. Now if your wife blows the frick up, you have an alternative to banging her. It is kind of dangerous if you think about it.
Oh well. To pornhub I go.
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 7:13 am
Posted on 5/16/17 at 6:38 am to Jorts R Us
Love it when these studies determine that men are assholes because they want their wives to act like these women in porn videos...
Or put another way, they want them to act like they did before they were married/when they were in college/how they will when they get bored of you/etc
Or put another way, they want them to act like they did before they were married/when they were in college/how they will when they get bored of you/etc
Posted on 5/16/17 at 6:48 am to jmcwhrter
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men are assholes because they want their wives to act like these women in porn videos..
most wives are faking it also
Posted on 5/16/17 at 6:52 am to TheWalrus
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Maybe their wives just got fat and ugly.
You mean all 40ish woman don't look like those on the Viagra commercials?
And those bitches need to calm down - men have personalities and brains too! We aren't just life support systems for biological dildos for you to play with!
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:01 am to Breesus
4% is so low you could find some other factor with as damage. Drinking.
I bet 10% were not getting it on the reg anyway.
I bet 10% were not getting it on the reg anyway.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:08 am to Jorts R Us
I remember sitting at the dinner table about 10 years ago when I was a junior in college and my grandfather remarking, "that boy ain't ever seen a bare booby in his life," referring to me. I don't remember the context but I remember thinking to myself, "old man, I've seen more than you." That was true thanks to college and porn. Different world.
This post was edited on 5/16/17 at 7:14 am
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:11 am to jeff5891
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How do you get away from her? She lives with you...unless people are openly doing it in front of spouse
Play solo tug-o-war in the shower
Clear the snorkel while she's in the shower
Polish your pickle in the garage
Say you have to pee and then play sausage hostage in the bathroom
Apply the handbrake on the way to/from work
Make stomach pancakes before she wakes up
Butter your banana in the bathroom at work
Do hand-to-gland combat while you're supposed to be hunting
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:18 am to jmcwhrter
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Love it when these studies determine that men are assholes because they want their wives to act like these women in porn videos..
Women are assholes because they want their husbands to act like these men in their Hallmark movies.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:18 am to Jorts R Us
quote:Possibly he meant a bear booby? Or a bare booby*, the bird?
my grandfather remarking, "that boy ain't seen a bare booby in his life," referring to me. I
Old people can be very arcane.
And you're forcing your paradigms on him.
*The Blue-Footed Booby, on the Galápagos Islands-
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:29 am to soccerfüt
Porn,,,,,,,,, It's what's for dinner
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:32 am to dbeck
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Play solo tug-o-war in the shower Clear the snorkel while she's in the shower Polish your pickle in the garage Say you have to pee and then play sausage hostage in the bathroom Apply the handbrake on the way to/from work Make stomach pancakes before she wakes up Butter your banana in the bathroom at work Do hand-to-gland combat while you're supposed to be hunting
We are talking about porn as well not something jerking off. You people watch porn and jerk it at the work bathroom?
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:35 am to jeff5891
Smart phones can do a lot more than just words with friends 
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:53 am to dbeck
There's at least a chance of getting laid playing words with friends.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:55 am to Revelator
Refrain from masturbating for a week and then practice edging. You'll be alpha in no time. While you're at it, take cold showers in the morning.
Thank me later.
Thank me later.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:56 am to Revelator
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Porn ruining Men's sex lives
Well, what's ruining mine is the lack of interest in participation by my wife.
Posted on 5/16/17 at 7:58 am to Evil Little Thing
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There's at least a chance of getting laid playing words with friends.
so you're saying there's a chance
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