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re: Playboy - 1 in 3 Gen Z men hasn't masturbated in 90 days

Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:01 pm to
Posted by medium_okra
City of Central
Member since Oct 2019
481 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:01 pm to
I'm doing my part by cranking one out before dawn each day.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
6144 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:04 pm to
Imagine being given by God the most funnest toy in the world and simply choosing to not play with it.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5545 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:06 pm to
In my own kids, I’ve seen an aversion to some of the technology they’re exposed to. They seem especially skeptical of AI. Wouldn’t be entirely shocking if young people generally are starting to pull back from porn as well. Or at least recognizing it as an evil that should be resisted.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
26586 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:08 pm to
Men have been spanking for centuries. Think they just stopped?
Posted by FearTheFish
Member since Dec 2007
4610 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:11 pm to
quote:

congrats on the prostate cancer
Zero legitimate evidence it prevents prostate cancer.

Such a claim is about as scientific as Marilyn Manson having two ribs removed.
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
4193 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:12 pm to
Even aside from that, there’s some tendency for Gen Z people to at least claim to be super prude. Some of them will claim to pollsters not to masturbate even if that’s not really true.

Also, Playboy itself has a motivation to make up poll numbers (or at least “adjust” poll numbers so much that the poll numbers might as well be fake) in order to regain some relevancy in 2026. I mean, before this poll, when was the last time you ever saw an article from playboy.com?
This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 3:25 pm
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14573 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:18 pm to
Hell I am 61 years old an in the last 90 days I have spanked the monkey 10 times at least. Only 2 kinds of people in the world, those who jerk off and those who lie. That 33% of Gen Z is some lying sons of bitches!
Posted by Radio One
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Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:18 pm to
This is where you need to be.

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Posted by TrueTiger
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Member since Sep 2004
84114 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:20 pm to
Are they not counting sex dolls as masturbation?
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
14573 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:22 pm to
What age is this? Mid 30s to 50s? Maybe they are just getting laid regularly.

I read somewhere that Millineals and younger men are also using Ciallis and Viagra in large numbers. That may be recreational use but if it is due to ED something is seriously amiss....
Posted by Buster Swift
Member since Sep 2026
15 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:25 pm to
Not Gen Z, but, based on my religious beliefs, it is a crime against the Holy Spirit, very detrimental to a person's soul, and breaks the covenant with the Almighty Father.
Posted by Texjohnson
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2020
272 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:38 pm to
No one asked me
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36518 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:39 pm to
Today's Playboy magazine isn't anything like the Playboy we all know. It's run by a gay editor and has little, to any nudity. It's more akin to a women's fashion magazine than the Playboy you found under your dad's bed or in the fraternity house bathroom. Given that, I suspect the Gen Z men participating in a Playboy survey aren't exactly the most masculine bunch. Hell, probably a good bit aren't even turned on by nude women.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
22132 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:03 pm to
Fear not Gen Z, I’ve provided enough over the years for a thriving sewer baby population. Their kind shall not go extinct!
Posted by Lokistale
Member since Aug 2013
1366 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:17 pm to
This is the manifestation of The Universe 25 Experiment's behavioral sink in real life.
Posted by slidingstop
Member since Jan 2025
2705 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:20 pm to
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But the data tells a more nuanced story.


sounds like the data indicates Gen Z lies about jerking off.
Posted by migui8618
Member since Nov 2023
930 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:25 pm to
Low T. Too much soy. No exercise.
Posted by AllbyMyRelf
Virginia
Member since Nov 2014
4324 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:35 pm to
It’s a rationalization people make so they can deceive themselves with “porn is good actually”
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
3398 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:45 pm to
Being a teenager in the 80's was rough. You had to work with what you could find. JC Penny's catalog. Once found a porn tape in our dumpster, the tracking was terrible and could barely see what was going on. HBO when it aired First and Ten.



We pulled through and got the job done.
Posted by Jmcc64
alabama
Member since Apr 2021
2552 posts
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

Once found a porn tape in our dumpster, the tracking was terrible and could barely see what was going on.


Found porn is the best porn.
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