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Pick 2 to defend you - the rest are coming to kill you. GERMANS :wah:

Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:55 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68251 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:55 am
The Grizzlies are the only must-pick here. Lots of other options for your 2nd choice.

This post was edited on 1/30/18 at 9:57 am
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
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Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:55 am to
We did this last week.
Posted by Geaux23
Member since Sep 2012
5984 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:55 am to
a lot of stupid about to happen here
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68251 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:56 am to
quote:

We did this last week.


ugh
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61345 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:56 am to
I pick reddit.
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:56 am to
quote:

The Grizzlies are the only must-pick here.


lulz
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68251 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:56 am to
i searched Pick 2, how tf does that not come up
Posted by cattus
Member since Jan 2009
16084 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
Guy + 4 Lions


If I get a rifle then Gorillas + Lions.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57385 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
Well, I haven't seen it. And I am sure I'm not the only one. So wgiaf?

I'd probably go with Lions and Wolves.
This post was edited on 1/30/18 at 9:59 am
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22548 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
Gorilla and Man (only if he is the best shot ever)
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
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Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10955 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
Siberian Tigers will take down a grizzly. Why are they not an option? A guy with a gun can take them all.
Posted by bee Rye
New orleans
Member since Jan 2006
34629 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:58 am to
you know, if you didn't spend so much time worrying about fake internet money, you would have known that this was already posted
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:59 am to
I'll take the dude with the rifle and the gorilla.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68251 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 9:59 am to
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Gorillas + Lions.


grizzlies would kill them in seconds

quote:

They imported African lions to fight bears because none of the other animals were lasting very long. I would love to see someone try to explain that situation at customs today. The Gold Rushers thought that if there was one creature that could stand up to a bear, it must be the King of the Beasts. Unfortunately, after several attempts, they realized that lions' skulls are actually quite thin and before they could get anywhere near the bear, it would bop it on the head like a Whack-A-Mole and kill it. So if you are ever trapped with a lion, its weak spot is the top of its head. If you are ever trapped with a bear, just give up. It has no weaknesses.
This post was edited on 1/30/18 at 10:01 am
Posted by Winston Cup
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Member since May 2016
66987 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:00 am to
are the mice evil?
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
10164 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:00 am to
The problem with the guy is that he's shown with a single-shot rifle. 50 hawks would seriously frick him up.

Give me the hawks and the gorillas.
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:01 am to
Gimme the 10,000 rats and a man.

Rats can reproduce every 21-24 days.

You do the math. I'd have a 1,000,000 rat army in no time.
Posted by Freauxzen
Washington
Member since Feb 2006
38905 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:05 am to
If the "coming to kill you" mean they have some sort of bloodlust or single minded carnivorous feeding drive, then the rats and hawks are your only options. If rats act like normal rats, then probably Wolves and Lions.

The problem of picking the rats and not the hawks is that the hawks have a significant advantage over the rats, and not over anything really. So maybe Hawks and Wolves.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22548 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:05 am to
quote:

Gimme the 10,000 rats and a man. 

Rats can reproduce every 21-24 days. 

You do the math. I'd have a 1,000,000 rat army in no time.


Cross breeding?
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