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re: Pick 2 to defend you - the rest are coming to kill you. GERMANS :wah:

Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:05 am to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:05 am to
The 50 hawks. What are the animals going to do with 50 hawks flying down on them clawing out their eyes? They'd run away and also give me a chance to run as well. Plus that would be the animal I would be most terrified of, since they could certainly catch me and quickly overwhelm me regardless of who else I picked on my side.
This post was edited on 1/30/18 at 10:08 am
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68250 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:05 am to
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Wolves.


15 wolves could probably take down a grizzly with a well-coordinated attack

3 grizzlies would maul them
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26350 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:07 am to
I'll take the gators and wolves. Whatever manages to get through my gator infested moat will get torn up by a pack of 15 wolves.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
57372 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:08 am to
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Gorillas + Lions.


grizzlies would kill them in seconds

quote:
They imported African lions to fight bears because none of the other animals were lasting very long. I would love to see someone try to explain that situation at customs today. The Gold Rushers thought that if there was one creature that could stand up to a bear, it must be the King of the Beasts. Unfortunately, after several attempts, they realized that lions' skulls are actually quite thin and before they could get anywhere near the bear, it would bop it on the head like a Whack-A-Mole and kill it. So if you are ever trapped with a lion, its weak spot is the top of its head. If you are ever trapped with a bear, just give up. It has no weaknesses.



okay, well in that case, Wolves+Bears
This post was edited on 1/30/18 at 10:08 am
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:09 am to
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Gimme the 10,000 rats and a man.



The man is fricked vs 50 hawks. What's he going to do? Shoot 3 of them and then get overwhelmed?
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:11 am to
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I'll take the gators and wolves. Whatever manages to get through my gator infested moat will get torn up by a pack of 15 wolves.



You're clearly not thinking about the hawks. There's no real defense against them when they immediately claw out your eyes.

And gators/crocs? That's almost certainly the last I'd go with since crocs aren't all that agile and useful unless you're in water.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68250 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:17 am to
they look so cute underwater

Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:21 am to
Thinking it through, it's a no brainer. The hawks and the man. Save for maybe the Grizzly and the gorilla, none of the others have any defense whatsoever against them. The hawks blind the other animals and the man shoots them. You can use the terrain to get away from the crocs and then shoot them. And for the rats, what better defense from them than a hawk? With the hawks you stand a chance, but if they're against you and you aren't in a building, you're dead in the water.
Posted by Hu_Flung_Pu
Central, LA
Member since Jan 2013
22548 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:23 am to
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The hawks


Take cover and pick them off
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 1/30/18 at 10:39 am to
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Take cover and pick them off


All 50 of them when you also have to worry about rats and lions? Good fricking luck. The hawks are a guaranteed death.
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