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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
Posted on 5/23/19 at 5:19 pm to DeltaDoc
Posted on 5/23/19 at 5:19 pm to DeltaDoc
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I have said it before, but massages (especially on women) is a bizarre commonality in this country.
You have soccer moms that are in most aspects, very modest, even around their husbands, that strip down to nothing more than their panties and let complete stranger men with a “massage therapy degree” rub all over their bodies in a room away from anyone else.
When you really think about it, it’s crazy.
Massages are no big deal. You want nuts? In the Victorian era the term "hysteria" was a catch all diagnosis for women that doctors couldn't find any real ailment to. A woman could have gotten that diagnosis for something as serious as postpartum depression, as minor as disagreeing with her husband too often, or even just having a headache. The Victorian medical community's solution? The woman would go to the doctor's office, he would have her lay back, and then he would masturbate her with his hand. Because this manual labor could cause the doctor to become tired and cramp over time the electric vibrator was invented to aid them.
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This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 5:30 pm
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Posted on 5/23/19 at 5:47 pm to DeltaDoc
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I think most massage therapist are actually somewhat phony.
I think a good bit of masseuse become masseuse after they fail out of nursing school.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 5:48 pm to OweO
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What do you call rub and tugs for women?
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OweO
Wheel and deal.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 5:51 pm to Signal Soldier
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Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending. Reply Options Top
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There are even 69 upvotes on this comment. This poster has reached Nirvana.
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 6:07 pm
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:17 pm to whitetiger1234
Apparently he massaged about 350 women, with this one being the first to complain.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 6:21 pm to Signal Soldier
Who the frick gets a massage in NBR, close to Delmont Village and believe this wouldn’t go down? 
Posted on 5/23/19 at 7:55 pm to SEClint
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But it works in porno
Yeah but this guy messed up when he forged a business license.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:19 pm to Dr RC
That’s pretty crazy, but a long time ago. The fact that a mother of three married to a financial planner that puts out three times a month with the lights off will let a compete stranger massage nearly ever inch of her body is crazy to me in modern times...especially that it happens dozens of times per day in a city the size of Baton Rouge.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:31 pm to Signal Soldier
I like fondling genitalia and breast’s of women
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:52 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
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Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:55 pm to LSUGrad9295
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Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending.
Jesus Christ people it wasn’t that funny. It wasn’t even funny. my turds have more wit
This post was edited on 5/23/19 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 5/23/19 at 8:59 pm to TheDrunkenTigah
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Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending.
91 upvotes for your fricking first grade juvenile humor plant worker comment. Sometimes I forget how much trash is on this board
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:03 pm to Gabriel Susan Lewis
Wow. Never seen a dude so triggered over a humorous comment....such that he even upvoted his own post.
Ease up bro. Life is too short to go this hard for something not so important.
Ease up bro. Life is too short to go this hard for something not so important.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:05 pm to DeltaDoc
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The fact that a mother of three married to a financial planner that puts out three times a month with the lights off
So I should have been a financial planner so I could get some damn sleep?
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:12 pm to LSUGrad9295
You’re right, but Jesus it’s like the entire OT thinks this guy is Seinfeld for some obvious post. I must be taking crazy pills again
Posted on 5/23/19 at 9:27 pm to OweO
I heard they have an opening.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 10:03 pm to Gabriel Susan Lewis
His wife caught a finger there. He’s mad.
Posted on 5/23/19 at 11:19 pm to Ron Popeil
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I heard they have an opening
I might just send them an application. I have no massage therapy experience....I just want to fill in the blank that says "How did you hear about Massage Emporium" with "The O-T Lounge on TigerDroppings"
Posted on 5/24/19 at 1:23 am to Ron Popeil
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I heard they have an opening.
When you say they have an opening...
Posted on 5/24/19 at 4:32 am to supadave3
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opening
Now we got some good damn humor going on in here.
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