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Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
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BATON ROUGE - Police are in a standoff with a fake massage therapist who allegedly assaulted a woman at a local massage parlor.

A heavy police presence was first reported on Amarillo Street around 1 p.m. Thursday.

Police confirmed to WBRZ that the suspect is Roderick Birks, who's accused of sexual battery at the Massage Emporium near downtown. An arrest warrant was signed for Birks Wednesday in connection with that incident.

The victim told police she made a last minute appointment at the business last month after she began experiencing leg pain. During the appointment, she claims Birks fondled her genitalia and then grabbed her breast after she pulled away from him.

While investigating the encounter, police said it was discovered that Birks was using a forged license from the Louisiana Board of Massage Therapy.





http://www.wbrz.com/news/phony-massage-therapist-accused-of-sexual-battery-locked-in-standoff-with-baton-rouge-police



TheDrunkenTigah
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending.


TDsngumbo
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
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During the appointment, she claims Birks fondled her genitalia and then grabbed her breast

I've seen that one before.


NorthGwinnettTiger
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
You win.


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TheAlmightySmash
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I've seen that one before.


I'm surprised a pizza delivery wasn't part of the story


OweO
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
What do you call rub and tugs for women? I know this sounds like the beginning of a joke, but I am just throwing it out there for the OT to come up with something.


SEClint
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
But it works in porno


jstew311
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
Rub and Plug?


TDsngumbo
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What do you call rub and tugs for women?

Ask Caitlyn Jenner.


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OweO
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
That could work..

What about Flirt & Squirt?


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Sidicous
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I'm surprised a pizza delivery wasn't part of the story
Does La. have a licensing board for that...yet?


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DeltaDoc
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
I have said it before, but massages (especially on women) is a bizarre commonality in this country.

You have soccer moms that are in most aspects, very modest, even around their husbands, that strip down to nothing more than their panties and let complete stranger men with a “massage therapy degree” rub all over their bodies in a room away from anyone else.

When you really think about it, it’s crazy.


Halftrack
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
Pick & flick?


Bigfishchoupique
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
I don’t go to the massage parlor for a pulled muscle. I go to get my muscle pulled.


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DemonKA3268
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But it works in porno


Every damn time


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OysterPoBoy
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
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Phony massage therapist


That's my dream job.

Who knew it was so dangerous?


DeltaDoc
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
I think most massage therapist are actually somewhat phony.


PiscesTiger
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re: Phony massage therapist accused of sexual battery locked in standoff with BR police
Where were these phonies when I was getting a legit massage?


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Dr RC
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Let’s just hope there’s a happy ending.


Image: https://media3.giphy.com/media/uYffljMqX1EHe/giphy.gif


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Obtuse1
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What do you call rub and tugs for women?


Apparently, this one was a rub and jug.


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