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re: Phone app tells you if the local McDonald’s ice cream machine is down

Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to
Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
49207 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?
It's called the lazy cultcha ice cream machine.
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7204 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to
quote:

People who sit in the drive through are dumb, if you get down and walk in you have your order within 3-4 minutes every time.


Well based on down votes, apparently they don't think they are dumb.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
125089 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:19 am to
No, that is exactly why you were down voted
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91874 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:20 am to
quote:

After you sit in line like a dumbass for 33 minutes because everyone and their mom went to chic fila.


Chick-fil-A might have the fastest drive through I've ever experienced. The line could be in the road and you'll be off with your food within 5-7 minutes.
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:23 am to
quote:

Why are the machines down so often? What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?


Pretty sure the machines aren't the problem.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26450 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:23 am to
quote:

After you sit in line like a dumbass for 33 minutes because everyone and their mom went to chic fila


You are clearly confused and mistaken. You are thinking about Popeyes drive thru.

Oh yeah btw it's Chick-fil-a "dumbass".
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
117279 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Pulls up to McDonald's drive thru.

Me: I would like a small vanilla shake.

Lequitia: Shake machines broke.

Me: I have an app that says it is working.

Lequitia: I don't care what your app say. Shake machine is broke.

Drives to Chick-fil-A

Me: I would like a vanilla shake.

Brittany: My pleasure sir.


It's funny because it's true.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
46425 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am to
quote:

People who sit in the drive through are dumb, if you get down and walk in you have your order within 3-4 minutes every time.


Depends. I've had them ignore the frick out of me to concentrate on the drive through.
Posted by ChewyDante
Member since Jan 2007
17232 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:33 am to
How much McDonald's ice cream would one have to be consuming on a regular basis for this app to at all be necessary?
Posted by WallsAllAroundMe
Member since Jan 2016
1065 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:37 am to
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This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
104464 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:39 am to
Or you could just google search the demographics of the city you're in

A) tells you if machine will be down
B) tells you if you'd want to eat ice cream from that machine anyway
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:40 am
Posted by Alt26
Member since Mar 2010
36192 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Chick Fil A is so friendly. I know they are trained to smile and everything....but that combined with the clean dining room and prompt service makes it a superior fast food chain to Mcdonalds.


And Chick Fil A also doesn't frown on hiring special needs people to work for them. That means literal retards can do a better job than the avg. McDonald's worker!

No need for an app. Here's a good rule of thumb

In the city (in the South) - 95% chance the ice cream machine is down at all times

In a relatively affluent suburb - 10% chance the machine is down
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
74900 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:42 am to
fast food places in random small towns are still like that, but Cane's and Chick fil A seem to do a lot better in the hiring area and in training.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
26236 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:43 am to
quote:

Why are the machines down so often? What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?


At night, they are "down" because they are are pain in the butt to shut down at closing time so they clean them and shut them down early.

Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61599 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Let me help:

They’re all down
only if it's a black McDonald's
Posted by Ellis Dee
G-Lane aka Pakistan
Member since Nov 2013
7125 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:51 am to
quote:

The closest place is a McDonalds, so you pull into the drive-thru and place your order, only to be told, "da shake musheen broken”
Posted by TheIndulger
Member since Sep 2011
19448 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:55 am to
quote:

Let me help:

They all down


FIFY
Posted by Spaceman Spiff
Savannah
Member since Sep 2012
20668 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:05 am to
quote:

You're out driving and you feel like ice cream


You go somewhere better than MDs. What is wrong with you?
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:07 am to
quote:

Another reason iPhone is better than a droid.



Because of an app for fatasses?
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:08 am to
quote:

Because of an app for fatasses?
Yes.
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