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re: Phone app tells you if the local McDonald’s ice cream machine is down
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to member12
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to member12
quote:It's called the lazy cultcha ice cream machine.
What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:18 am to NIH
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People who sit in the drive through are dumb, if you get down and walk in you have your order within 3-4 minutes every time.
Well based on down votes, apparently they don't think they are dumb.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:19 am to Steadyhands
No, that is exactly why you were down voted 
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:20 am to Steadyhands
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After you sit in line like a dumbass for 33 minutes because everyone and their mom went to chic fila.
Chick-fil-A might have the fastest drive through I've ever experienced. The line could be in the road and you'll be off with your food within 5-7 minutes.
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:23 am to member12
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Why are the machines down so often? What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?
Pretty sure the machines aren't the problem.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:23 am to Steadyhands
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After you sit in line like a dumbass for 33 minutes because everyone and their mom went to chic fila
You are clearly confused and mistaken. You are thinking about Popeyes drive thru.
Oh yeah btw it's Chick-fil-a "dumbass".
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am to 12
quote:
Pulls up to McDonald's drive thru.
Me: I would like a small vanilla shake.
Lequitia: Shake machines broke.
Me: I have an app that says it is working.
Lequitia: I don't care what your app say. Shake machine is broke.
Drives to Chick-fil-A
Me: I would like a vanilla shake.
Brittany: My pleasure sir.
It's funny because it's true.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:24 am to NIH
quote:
People who sit in the drive through are dumb, if you get down and walk in you have your order within 3-4 minutes every time.
Depends. I've had them ignore the frick out of me to concentrate on the drive through.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:33 am to LesMiles BFF
How much McDonald's ice cream would one have to be consuming on a regular basis for this app to at all be necessary? 
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:37 am to NIH
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This post was edited on 8/21/19 at 12:14 pm
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:39 am to LesMiles BFF
Or you could just google search the demographics of the city you're in
A) tells you if machine will be down
B) tells you if you'd want to eat ice cream from that machine anyway
A) tells you if machine will be down
B) tells you if you'd want to eat ice cream from that machine anyway
This post was edited on 11/9/17 at 8:40 am
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:40 am to member12
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Chick Fil A is so friendly. I know they are trained to smile and everything....but that combined with the clean dining room and prompt service makes it a superior fast food chain to Mcdonalds.
And Chick Fil A also doesn't frown on hiring special needs people to work for them. That means literal retards can do a better job than the avg. McDonald's worker!
No need for an app. Here's a good rule of thumb
In the city (in the South) - 95% chance the ice cream machine is down at all times
In a relatively affluent suburb - 10% chance the machine is down
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:42 am to member12
fast food places in random small towns are still like that, but Cane's and Chick fil A seem to do a lot better in the hiring area and in training.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:43 am to member12
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Why are the machines down so often? What kind of rusty piece of shite are they using to serve people ice cream?
At night, they are "down" because they are are pain in the butt to shut down at closing time so they clean them and shut them down early.
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:46 am to USEyourCURDS
quote:only if it's a black McDonald's
Let me help:
They’re all down
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:51 am to LesMiles BFF
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The closest place is a McDonalds, so you pull into the drive-thru and place your order, only to be told, "da shake musheen broken”
Posted on 11/9/17 at 8:55 am to USEyourCURDS
quote:
Let me help:
They all down
FIFY
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:05 am to LesMiles BFF
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You're out driving and you feel like ice cream
You go somewhere better than MDs. What is wrong with you?
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:07 am to LesMiles BFF
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Another reason iPhone is better than a droid.
Because of an app for fatasses?
Posted on 11/9/17 at 9:08 am to TH03
quote:Yes.
Because of an app for fatasses?
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