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re: Petition to remove Mike from his LSU habitat
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:06 am to Oates Mustache
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:06 am to Oates Mustache
quote:
I agree Stankelbr,but then you have the idiots that want his handlers to cattle prod his balls and anus, beat him with a stick, or drug him to the point of near unconsciousness just to see him in the cage on game day.
yeah, because that's the only way to get him into his cage is to cattle prod his balls and anus. 
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Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:16 am to whoisnickdoobs
it would work on me
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:21 am to ForeverLSU02
I agree with these arguments.
He gets better care than he would in the wild. Okay
He would quickly die if released. Can't fend for himself in the wild. Okay.
Should not be allowed to breed in the wild. Okay.
BUT, the same holds true for the Tiger at the truck stop. If you support Mike and don't want to be a hypocrite, then you gotta support keeping the tiger at the truck stop.
And don't ever buy a bird or a fish. And surely don't kennel a dog.
He gets better care than he would in the wild. Okay
He would quickly die if released. Can't fend for himself in the wild. Okay.
Should not be allowed to breed in the wild. Okay.
BUT, the same holds true for the Tiger at the truck stop. If you support Mike and don't want to be a hypocrite, then you gotta support keeping the tiger at the truck stop.
And don't ever buy a bird or a fish. And surely don't kennel a dog.
This post was edited on 5/14/15 at 8:25 am
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:24 am to ForeverLSU02
This is an old petition, and the guy starting the petition gives a weak argument even by animal nut job standards. Nothing to see here, moving along.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:24 am to whoisnickdoobs
quote:
yeah, because that's the only way to get him into his cage is to cattle prod his balls and anus.
Those are just a few of the messed up real suggestions offered up on the rant. And they were serious. The balls and anus one always stick in my mind because it was said by the same person in the same post, almost as if you had to prod both to get him to comply.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:26 am to LSUTANGERINE
quote:
BUT, the same holds true for the Tiger at the truck stop. If you support Mike and don't want to be a hypocrite, then you gotta support keeping the tiger at the truck stop.
No we don't. There can be standards of care for animals that, if they aren't met, the animal can be taken away and given to a Zoo or facility who can care for the animal. Kind of like when Child Protective Services takes kids away from shitty parents who can't cloth, feed, provide adequate shelter for the chirrens.
I'm sure there are lot of places that would like a free tiger with stipulations of 'adopting' the animal.
This post was edited on 5/14/15 at 8:27 am
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:26 am to ForeverLSU02
Signed. Thanks for the link 
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:29 am to LSUTANGERINE
quote:There is a remarkable difference in the situation that Mike is in compared to the poor tiger at that shite hole.
BUT, the same holds true for the Tiger at the truck stop.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:30 am to LSUTANGERINE
quote:
BUT, the same holds true for the Tiger at the truck stop. If you support Mike and don't want to be a hypocrite, then you gotta support keeping the tiger at the truck stop.
And don't ever buy a bird or a fish. And surely don't kennel a dog.
You can't be serious.
There are levels of care. Because I am pro adoption, I should support kids being adopted by child molesters?
And I wouldn't ever buy a bird.
And a fish is a fricking fish.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:31 am to beHop
quote:
Signed. Thanks for the link
The OP helped get about 1000 signatures.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:32 am to ForeverLSU02
Release the crackin.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:33 am to mattz1122
quote:
A tiger should be fricking, fighting and killing. Mikes does none of the above
So throw live meals into his cage...
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:36 am to ForeverLSU02
My air conditioned house, truck, this computer, and restaurants aren't at all part of a human's natural habitat either. There's something to the fact that as soon as a species evolved with opposable thumbs and a few extra IQ points we collectively said "frick our natural habitat" and started inventing stuff. I'd have to think other species would pull the same stunt if they could, fearing for your life day in and day out stinks.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:38 am to Sparkplug#1
quote:Yeah, I should have knew better
The OP helped get about 1000 signatures.
I'll RA to have it deleted
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:53 am to ForeverLSU02
Where do they want him to go?
Posted on 5/14/15 at 8:57 am to USMCTiger03
Probably Narnia or something
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:15 am to ForeverLSU02
I signed while smoking a cigar.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:22 am to Sparkplug#1
quote:
The OP helped get about 1000 signatures
Many of the signatures are from fans of rival schools. I guarantee you that a ton of Gumps signed that petition just to frick with us.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:53 am to LouisianaLonghorn
quote:
Many of the signatures are from fans of rival schools. I guarantee you that a ton of Gumps signed that petition just to frick with us.
Yeah, I noticed most people were from out of state. I really don't think anything will happen even if it hits 70k signatures. They only need about 50 more to hit 70k.
Posted on 5/14/15 at 9:54 am to ForeverLSU02
They need to remove Mike from his habitat to get him to go to games
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