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PETA: Sex Strike with Meat Eating Men

Posted on 9/26/22 at 5:57 pm
Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
20305 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 5:57 pm
An animal rights group is calling for a sex ban to be placed on men who eat meat.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA)’s German division claims devouring sausages and schnitzel is a symptom of toxic masculinity, that it’s killing the planet.

The non-profit organization has urged women to go on a sex strike to “save the world”

“We know that vegan men get more matches on dating apps because compassion is attractive,” she said.

“We know that artery-clogging meat increases the risk of erectile dysfunction and every meaty meal is throwing us closer to an environmental catastrophe, there’s absolutely nothing sexy about it.”

PETA Germany pointed out a study published by the scientific online journal PLOS ONE which found that men caused 41 percent more greenhouse gas emissions than women largely because they consumed more meat.

“Now there’s scientific evidence that toxic masculinity also harms the climate. So a hefty meat tax of 41 percent for men would be appropriate. A ban on sex or reproduction for all meat-eating men would also be expedient in this context.”


NY Post

Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124334 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 5:59 pm to
New Age Girl

She don’t eat meat, but she sure like the bone
Posted by GeoSmith
Member since Jun 2021
138 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:00 pm to
Oh noes, a sex strike from people that nobody wants to phuck.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134865 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:01 pm to
This is what happens when Germans have no wars to fight
Posted by CocomoLSU
Inside your dome.
Member since Feb 2004
150771 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:01 pm to
quote:

We know that vegan men get more matches on dating apps because compassion is attractive

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:04 pm to
Those women will continue happily sexing their dogs.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71180 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:05 pm to
This feels like Two Red Buttons.

Their terms are acceptable, but...

quote:

devouring sausages


I'm more than happy to refrain from this.
Posted by cssamerican
Member since Mar 2011
7122 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:06 pm to
I guess they don’t realize how this works. Meat eaters will reproduce with meat eating women. Those low T vegan men won’t reproduce at the same rate; therefore, meat eaters will dominate as nature intended.
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 6:11 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65747 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:07 pm to
quote:

quote:

“We know that vegan men get more matches on dating apps because compassion is attractive,” she said.

Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
23885 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:07 pm to
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found that men caused 41 percent more greenhouse gas emissions than women largely because they consumed more meat.


I find this almost impossible to believe considering the amount of manufacturing and plastics that go into tampons

and make up
and hairspray
This post was edited on 9/26/22 at 7:44 pm
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
12446 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:08 pm to
No more prime rib for me.

quote:

“We know that artery-clogging meat increases the risk of erectile dysfunction and every meaty meal is throwing us closer to an environmental catastrophe, there’s absolutely nothing sexy about it.”
Posted by Amadeo
Member since Jan 2004
4821 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:09 pm to
So when the meat eating man inevitably hooks with his substitute piece, and then go out for steak dinners together afterwards, is the vegan pussy still undefeated?
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62454 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:10 pm to
They could have phrased that differently, but lol…
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53841 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:10 pm to
quote:

every meaty meal is throwing us closer to an environmental catastrophe


These people confirm their insanity every day.
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25208 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
35205 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:12 pm to
I will not have sex with meat eating men.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
58901 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:14 pm to
So, no sex from the long leg haired cricket women. Let them rub their legs together at night and attract their own kind. That’s what I say.


Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12740 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:15 pm to
Jokes on them.

My wife stopped having sex with me years ago.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85813 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

I find this almost impossible to believe considering the amount of manufacturing and plastics that go into tampons




Not to mention Cruciferous vegetables lead to more flatulences.
Posted by DisplacedBuckeye
Member since Dec 2013
71923 posts
Posted on 9/26/22 at 6:30 pm to
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"We know that vegan men get more matches on dating apps because compassion is attractive,” she said.


I suspect this is because of the increased number of vegan men who need to use dating apps to meet women.
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