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People who take their time walking down the aisles

Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:13 pm
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25715 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:13 pm
I hate going grocery shopping and I have to walk behind slow arse people or a group of people that are walking besides each other. I wish I could just run them over with the shopping cart.
This post was edited on 10/27/18 at 6:14 pm
Posted by duggieblue
GA
Member since Feb 2010
4335 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:15 pm to
You can run over them... you’re just too scared
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63396 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:16 pm to
You got cucked.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98195 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:20 pm to
Slippy alter.
Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1857 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:22 pm to
My bad, I was actually cropdusting you
Posted by phutureisyic
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2016
3370 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:23 pm to
The aisle is big enough to go around.
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:24 pm to
quote:

hate going grocery shopping and I have to walk behind slow arse people or a group of people that are walking besides each other.


You can't use your words?
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

The aisle is big enough to go around.


Not when the person walking in the middle of the aisle is the size of an average adult hippo.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53830 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:28 pm to
I like to do it wearing an alternate CFB jersey.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15767 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:47 pm to
“Excuse me” typically resolves this situation very easily
Posted by Mr Fusion
The American Dream City
Member since Dec 2010
7457 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 6:48 pm to
My wife loves to lollygag in the store. That's why I don't shop with her anymore.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34697 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:00 pm to
I love it when 6 or 8 motherfrickers decide to have a family reunion on aisle 3.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:03 pm to
Or people who rush to get into the crosswalk and then show down to cross the street and hold up traffic?
Posted by TheCurmudgeon
Not where I want to be
Member since Aug 2014
1481 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:10 pm to
quote:

Excuse me” typically resolves this situation very easily


Thank you. OP shouldn't breed or vote.
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
25808 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:11 pm to
quote:

I hate going grocery shopping and I have to walk behind slow arse people or a group of people that are walking besides each othe
This isnt as bad as when you are walking down an aisle and someone has there cart in the dead center of the aisle and they are looking at food while im coming down the aisle with no room to get by. Theyll even see me coming, but wont even think about being courteous enough to move the cart closing to the side before I get there.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19534 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:16 pm to
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hold up traffic


I’m convinced this is a sport in NOLA, and competing takes several forms:

1. Walking across a street as slowly as humanly possible
2. While driving you see an acquaintance and come to a dead stop in traffic so you can chat. Popular in bad neighborhoods where others are hesitant to raise hell about it.
3. While driving and making a turn in either direction, stay in the traffic flow for as long as possible
4. On the interstate, stay in far left lane until you’re about 50 feet from your exit, then come to a dead stop and idle across multiple lanes so everybody else on the road has to pay for your mistake. This is a big favorite in NOLA East.
This post was edited on 10/27/18 at 7:20 pm
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:16 pm to
This is the reason I go to Publix. To avoid people like you as I take my time shopping.
Posted by Jambalaya 1
Member since Dec 2017
164 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 7:25 pm to
Normally that would be the case. But now you have to deal with the Wall Mart employees who are shopping for the lasey arse people who have called in a pick up order. Who by the way are in the center of the isle and no one can get by.
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3742 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:19 pm to
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 12:04 pm
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119234 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:25 pm to
It's like left lane drivers, isn't it?
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