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re: People who take their time walking down the aisles

Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:31 pm to
Posted by Fewer Kilometers
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2007
36103 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:31 pm to
Waiting for this to turn into the usual fat shaming thread.
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14496 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 8:32 pm to
Not that hard to speak up and say, "excuse me" and they will let you by. But if you're a puss I guess it's hard to say anything.
Posted by Neauxla_Tiger
Member since Feb 2015
1883 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 9:17 pm to
quote:

Excuse me” typically resolves this situation very easily



Doesn't always work. The usual Walmart retards move over an inch and are spatially oblivious to how much room another person needs to get by with a cart.

Once I asked some lady to excuse me and she barely moved, so I tried to squeeze through the little space she gave me. Didn't realize she was standing with her foot stuck out in front of my path. Accidentally ran over her foot (she was in flip flops) with my cart . Tried to apologize, but could barely get a word in over her screaming bloody murder. Another passerby asks if she's OK and she shouts "No! It hurts!" as dramatically as she could. So I grabbed the ketchup I needed from that aisle and kept going. Bitch should've moved when asked politely.

Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45851 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 10:14 pm to
quote:

“Excuse me” typically resolves this situation very easily
Millenial response, "But... I don't have his/her phone number to text and write 'excuse me.'"
Posted by Bham Bammer
Member since Nov 2014
14496 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 11:22 pm to


That’s the shite you deal with at Walmart. Stick to Publix or Krogeror whatever.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17275 posts
Posted on 10/27/18 at 11:49 pm to
Does the op by chance drive a white van, Florida plates? How does he feel about synagogues in his neighborhood?
Posted by marcus3000
The nice part of Gardere
Member since Jan 2018
848 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 12:03 am to
Hot take: stop shopping at WalMart

I've only gotten flirty looks from an "Excuse me" at Calandro's
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 12:04 am
Posted by PortHudsonPlaya
Houston
Member since Jul 2017
3170 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:38 am to
I do this on purpose in random places just to see if a man has balls or not. The best is when a beta is behind you with his girl and the girl finally has to make a move to get around because the guy is too scared to for whatever reason.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99273 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:49 am to
Kroger Clicklist is your friend.
Posted by ultratiger89
Houston, Tx
Member since Aug 2007
3040 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:50 am to
quote:

“Excuse me” typically resolves this situation very easily


Shouldn’t have to ask in the first place inconsiderate fricks
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56429 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:52 am to
You post like a 16 year old who just finished his first beer.

And you want to see random dudes, balls. Bizarre.
This post was edited on 10/28/18 at 9:53 am
Posted by BCMCubs
Colorado
Member since Nov 2011
22146 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:53 am to
Clicklist
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 9:58 am to
Try slowing down every 3rd time you shop.

Breathe.

Make it a practice to speak to and compliment one random person shopping, whom you would not want to have sex with.
Posted by Twenty 49
Shreveport
Member since Jun 2014
18823 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 10:24 am to
You must have a Ph.D. in spelling. This is perhaps the first time in TD history a thread title has correctly spelled aisles.

The usual internet version is isles.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20089 posts
Posted on 10/28/18 at 10:43 am to
Colored folks?
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