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re: People who park their cart in the middle of the isle....
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:14 pm to MrSpock
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:14 pm to MrSpock
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Maybe you should be a man and have your woman do the shopping.
When you're a single dad raising two kids that is hard to do. My girlfriend lives 60 miles away.
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Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:19 pm to Corriente Kid
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WTF is so hard to decide on and why are you blocking the isle?
My local Walmart has about 8 different types of bottled water you can choose from and that is just way too much for most people to process.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:19 pm to Willie Stroker
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It may not solve the problem, but the proper play is to add items from the opposite shelf to their cart. The witnesses will just give you their blessings with a head nod.
I actually do this to people and sometimes get to witness their confusion in the checkout line.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:20 pm to Hermit Crab
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people who don't know the difference between aisle and isle.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:51 pm to Corriente Kid
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My girlfriend lives 60 miles away.
Does she live on the Isle of Galveston?
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:58 pm to Corriente Kid
To #2 I’m with you.
Sometimes I’ll have a couple very wide people in front of me walking out the store and I slow down to what feels like the speed at which a baby might crawl and I’m still catching up with them.
Some of them walk so slowly I don’t understand physically how they don’t just topple over.
Sometimes I’ll have a couple very wide people in front of me walking out the store and I slow down to what feels like the speed at which a baby might crawl and I’m still catching up with them.
Some of them walk so slowly I don’t understand physically how they don’t just topple over.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 12:58 pm to Corriente Kid
100% true story. there was a karen complete with unflattering shorts STANDING IN THE COOLER at kroger yesterday in the egg section digging around on the top shelf with the door propped open against her back.
her disgusting fat legs and nasty-fricking shoes were blocking me and everyone else from getting to the eggs and she was STANDING on the bottom shelf.
no idea wtf she was doing; just rooting around on the top shelf oblivious to everyone.
i skipped on buying eggs
her disgusting fat legs and nasty-fricking shoes were blocking me and everyone else from getting to the eggs and she was STANDING on the bottom shelf.
no idea wtf she was doing; just rooting around on the top shelf oblivious to everyone.
i skipped on buying eggs
This post was edited on 8/6/24 at 1:00 pm
Posted on 8/6/24 at 1:06 pm to CAD703X
ran into this situation over the weekend. 2 women in their 30s each with a cart on opposite sides of the beginning of the aisle chatting. We parade through the middle and they're like "oh sorry, we're just talking.
well, get the frick out of the way and talk somewhere else.
well, get the frick out of the way and talk somewhere else.
This post was edited on 8/6/24 at 2:19 pm
Posted on 8/6/24 at 2:06 pm to BigHoss
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Why are they on an island?
The best grocery stores are there
Posted on 8/6/24 at 2:07 pm to Corriente Kid
I just move the buggy out of my way
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:16 pm to Odysseus32
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Sometimes I’ll have a couple very wide people in front of me walking out the store and I slow down to what feels like the speed at which a baby might crawl and I’m still catching up with them.
I swear everyone becomes a little more disabled at the grocery store...fat slow people move even slower, old people hunch over their cart like it's a walker and go from a slow walk to a shuffle, fat people with mobility issues but able to walk get a hoover round and ride through the store.
It blows my mind cause Im wanting to get in and get out...I probably up my speed while everyone else slows theirs... I'll never get it
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:20 pm to saintsfan92612
Avocados either rock hard or squishy soft 
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:48 pm to BrohemAlem11
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and most of the time that woman is 80 or above
My mother is very likely one of the ladies annoying you. God bless her, she’s ninety-one years old, and going to the stores with my sibling is the high point of her week. She’s retired from her career of teaching small children, and will treat you like a former student if you speak to her. (Sweet and chatty, with conversational tangents.) I realize that you are in a hurry, but life for her has slowed to a crawl of waiting for the inevitable. Please do not begrudge her the small pleasure of poking her head up from her restricted life, and taking in the view.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:49 pm to Corriente Kid
I move their carts always. Most say oh sorry and some don't say a word. No one has every been pissed off. I think they are just ignorant assholes who can't see past their own arse.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:52 pm to South Shore Cyclist
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My mother is very likely one of the ladies annoying you. God bless her, she’s ninety-one years old, and going to the stores with my sibling is the high point of her week. She’s retired from her career of teaching small children, and will treat you like a former student if you speak to her. (Sweet and chatty, with conversational tangents.) I realize that you are in a hurry, but life for her has slowed to a crawl of waiting for the inevitable. Please do not begrudge her the small pleasure of poking her head up from her restricted life, and taking in the view.
I get all that and trust me...I do try to be patient with those whose life moves slower...but for the love of frick can you please take more than 1 or 2 steps through the door before coming to a complete stop???
Posted on 8/6/24 at 3:56 pm to saintsfan92612
Omg, fat people in scooters. I took my yearly trip to Walmart and scooters abound. One woman had the audacity to tell me she needed me to move out of her way as I was selecting an item. Remembered why I didn’t shop there.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 4:14 pm to Corriente Kid
It's just like driving, people are in their own zone and could care less they are going 50 in the left lane with 30 cars behind them.
Posted on 8/6/24 at 4:22 pm to Corriente Kid
The stores are partially to blame with all their displays taking up valuable aisle space.
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