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People who ask you to “donate to a charity” in lieu of a gift are semi-assholes

Posted on 9/8/18 at 8:59 am
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
61323 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 8:59 am
They aren’t going to get a gift anyway if they are over the age of 18 so they are conning the system to

1. Feel better about themselves
2. Let everyone know how virtuous they are and how much you suck

I’m supposed to give money away to some anonymous people because someone I know survived another year?

Hey look, if a person throws themselves in front of a car to save an old lady and says - “in lieu of medical cost donations, send money to the local soup kitchen”, I’d dry hump that like a beagle puppy’s pillow...but you just LIVED.

You didn’t die for 365 days. Congrats on the achievement. That doesn’t make you better, it makes you older.
This post was edited on 9/8/18 at 9:00 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25097 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:04 am to
I’ve never seen this phrase except in obituaries, and your whole gripe seems meaningless in that situation
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89808 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:04 am to
I saw some dumb bitch on FB post something bitching about how only 10 of her “awesome friends” had donated to her birthday charity and that if the other 400 or so didn’t pony up at least 5 bucks apiece, they needn’t ever come to her for anything. Never mind that she was already something like $125 over her goal.

The responses were as to be expected...solid gold. Suffice it to say she was minus a number of friends after that post.
Posted by JiminyCricket
Member since Jun 2017
6845 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:05 am to
Of all the things to complain about in this world, and you choose this? In a college football Saturday no less.
This post was edited on 9/8/18 at 9:10 am
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:06 am to
I laugh at this
Posted by BottomlandBrew
Member since Aug 2010
30192 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:06 am to
Damn, you're such a miserable human being. It's pathetic.
Posted by Eighteen
Member since Dec 2006
37474 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:10 am to
Facebook has made this really annoying
Posted by LordSaintly
Member since Dec 2005
43342 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:10 am to
This is a strange hill to die on...
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88338 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:12 am to
Posted by TeddyPadillac
Member since Dec 2010
30733 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:13 am to
Obligatory “The Human Fund”
Posted by lsu2006
BR
Member since Feb 2004
40148 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:15 am to
quote:

1. Feel better about themselves


The horror. Someone wants to feel good about themselves on their birthday.
quote:

2. Let everyone know how virtuous they are and how much you suck


Textbook projection. Just because you're a piece of shite doesn't mean they're trying to tell you that by doing a good thing.
quote:

I’m supposed to give money away to some anonymous people because someone I know survived another year?


You don't have to, dipshit. If you know the person and want to give to the charity, do it. If not, don't.
Posted by SirSaintly
Uptown, New Orleans
Member since Feb 2013
3187 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:15 am to
quote:

’ve never seen this phrase except in obituaries


It's a social media thing. Girls, usually, asking for donations to their favorite charity instead of gifts. They even post a link to some sort of charity GoFundme type of app. It's retarded b/c I don't buy birthday gifts for friends unless they're throwing a legitimate party with food, booze, etc and then I usually bring a bottle of booze if they're really good friends.

It's just another "look at me" type of behavior
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20716 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:16 am to
Today is my birthday. All week Facebook has been hounding me to select a charity to push.

It’s more of a Facebook thing than a selfish a hole thing.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
82364 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:21 am to
Yep. They wanted me to do one of those for my birthday.

I gave it critical thought. Most people have hundreds of Facebook friends. Even at $5 per fundraiser, that adds up to thousands of dollars just in Facebook campaigns (on top of everyone's pet causes they already do).

I figured it would just be annoying so I didn't bother.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
89808 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:32 am to
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I laugh at this


You should. I did too. It’s a classic example of how social media and their gimmicks bring out the absolute tool in some people.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135029 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:36 am to
I just consider myself a charity and add it to my bar tab
Posted by Morty
Member since Feb 2018
2252 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:46 am to
GoFundMe needs to be limited to REAL charity cases, not LSU student in sixth year looking for you to pay their tab. Thanks Fournette
Posted by 0
Member since Aug 2011
17997 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:46 am to
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People who ask you to “donate to a charity” in lieu of a gift are semi-a-holes


Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24460 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 9:52 am to
I've already died on this hill for the mom's that do this for their 2-4 year old Bdays. So good luck OP.

I agree with you.

Talking about what gifts someone should get for you is tacky as hell. Just don't bring it up. If you are given something great if not so be it. I don't understand the idea of asking for a specific gift at all unless its a wedding or birth with a registry.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
22016 posts
Posted on 9/8/18 at 10:32 am to
Just had a SIL do this. Set a goal of $200 for a charity and she totaled $5. I LOLed she wasn’t gonna get a gift anyway!
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