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re: People at work that have to use the microwave longer than 5 minutes…
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:22 pm to Topwater Trout
Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:22 pm to Topwater Trout
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as bad as women who bitch about the toilet seat left up..
We should start bitching about women leaving it down.
This post was edited on 2/3/26 at 1:24 pm
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Posted on 2/3/26 at 1:35 pm to Shexter
hell yeh lol
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:07 pm to BabyTac
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Our kitchen looks, sounds, and smells like a 3rd world city in India everyday around lunchtime. I avoid it like the plague
Tell me you work in tech without telling me you work in tech.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 2:10 pm to Funky Tide 8
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but then you have to hear the annoying beep beep beeeeep.
I have no idea why but my son decided to disable the sound. It doesn't even bother him, he just did it because he figured out how.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 6:35 pm to ragincajun03
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What the heck is that?
Does it reheat gumbos and etouffee well too?
Basically just an insulated lunchbox with a low temp hot plate. Works pretty well for anything not fried.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 6:41 pm to TechDawg2007
The worst are people who microwave seafood. Leftover etouffee and shite like that. Absolutely reeks.
Posted on 2/3/26 at 6:44 pm to jizzle6609
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eating another chicks lunch
Bring something delicious and spike it with laxatives
Posted on 2/3/26 at 8:00 pm to Lonnie Utah
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We have 4 just on my floor alone...
Damn, how big are you baws?
Posted on 2/4/26 at 7:15 pm to LRB1967
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Bring something delicious and spike it with laxatives
I hear you.
This was quite special. Chick brings lunch and a woman we will call Vonny, 5’6 275lb black lady, was caught eating just the sandwich and said it was a mistake.
2 more times though, same chicks lunch has items missing and then we we caught her eating this ladies salad. The salad was prepared separately. She put it together and ate it., used the homemade dressing in the little dressing Tupperware, the whole works.
This post was edited on 2/4/26 at 7:17 pm
Posted on 2/4/26 at 9:09 pm to TechDawg2007
Sorry for defrosting.
Posted on 2/4/26 at 9:23 pm to jizzle6609
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We caught some chick eating another chicks lunch a couple of times.
I have never heard of this or even imagined something like this could happen. Did the chick whose lunch got eaten kick the other chicks arse? I feel like you’d almost have to.
Posted on 2/4/26 at 9:28 pm to TechDawg2007
Some shop guy nuked a kolache for 88 minutes or some shite. I was wfh that week. 
Posted on 2/4/26 at 9:32 pm to jizzle6609
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we caught her eating this ladies salad. The salad was prepared separately. She put it together and ate it., used the homemade dressing in the little dressing Tupperware, the whole works.
that is WILD!
Posted on 2/4/26 at 9:33 pm to Nado Jenkins83
Ah, the ole 88 min kolache guy.
Posted on 2/4/26 at 10:08 pm to shutterspeed
You don't need to freeze stuff you're eating on Friday that was made on Sunday. 90 seconds for non frozen pastalaya and dirty rice. But I bet you even freeze your MTW meals.
Posted on 2/4/26 at 10:49 pm to LemmyLives
Nothing wrong with freezing meal prep (I make various things to last me weeks/months from the freezer), but why not just keep it in your office with you until lunchtime?
It’ll be defrosted by then and still entirely safe to microwave and eat.
It’ll be defrosted by then and still entirely safe to microwave and eat.
Posted on 2/4/26 at 10:52 pm to TechDawg2007
You guys don't have your butlers reserve a nearby restaurant for lunch?
Posted on 2/4/26 at 10:54 pm to jizzle6609
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then we we caught her eating this ladies salad.
Weird, usually walking in on that leads to someone calling HR and that person being fired on the spot
Your workplace must be too woke to fire lesbians
Posted on 2/5/26 at 5:45 am to Funky Tide 8
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but then you have to hear the annoying beep beep beeeeep.
About a week ago, I just learned that you can mute just about any microwave that doesn't have a settings button by holding down "0" for 3 to 5 seconds.
Posted on 2/5/26 at 6:16 am to T1gerNate
Best microwave story ever. See if you can out do this one.
In Louisiana Prisons there is a Federal non smoking policy mandate. Of course DOC sells smokeless tobacco products in the canteen. The prisons make a lot of money off these sales. Prisoners dry out the tobacco in the microwave to make cigarettes, They use newspaper to wrap the tobacco in to make the cigarettes. Since non smoking policy no longer are lighters sold. Now comes the microwave miracle. Lead pencil is used to scratch a patch on paper then placed in the microwave till it ignites and the burning paper is used to light the cigarettes. Tobacco is banned to protect inmate health and welfare. So now smoking snuff and using ink printed newspaper to make cigarettes is infinitely more hazardous to their health.
Now can you imagine what food taste like that is cooked in the microwave after this. With the menthol snuff and the burning paper the Ramen noodles a distinctive smoked menthol flavor. The "hook ups" can tie up a microwave for at least an hour. So if you think the office microwave is interesting you have not seen nothing till you see desperate smoking addicted prisoners at play.
If want validation, just ask any DOC correction officer
In Louisiana Prisons there is a Federal non smoking policy mandate. Of course DOC sells smokeless tobacco products in the canteen. The prisons make a lot of money off these sales. Prisoners dry out the tobacco in the microwave to make cigarettes, They use newspaper to wrap the tobacco in to make the cigarettes. Since non smoking policy no longer are lighters sold. Now comes the microwave miracle. Lead pencil is used to scratch a patch on paper then placed in the microwave till it ignites and the burning paper is used to light the cigarettes. Tobacco is banned to protect inmate health and welfare. So now smoking snuff and using ink printed newspaper to make cigarettes is infinitely more hazardous to their health.
Now can you imagine what food taste like that is cooked in the microwave after this. With the menthol snuff and the burning paper the Ramen noodles a distinctive smoked menthol flavor. The "hook ups" can tie up a microwave for at least an hour. So if you think the office microwave is interesting you have not seen nothing till you see desperate smoking addicted prisoners at play.
If want validation, just ask any DOC correction officer
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