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Pennsylvania schools are just dumb

Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:00 am
Posted by Areddishfish
The Wild West
Member since Oct 2015
6538 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:00 am
I'm fairly certain this isn't the same district that issued buckets of rocks to teachers to combat a school shooter but this is a close second on the ridiculous scale.

Fox News

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A Pennsylvania school district said it will arm 500 school teachers with baseball bats in response to the Parkland, Fla., school shooting, Erie News Now reported. The Millcreek School district organized a training day on how to respond to a potential shooting and the 16-inch bats were handed out to each teacher, the report said. The district paid $1,800 for the bats. William Hall, the district’s superintendent, told the paper that the bats were primarily symbolic, but a “last resort,” and “an option and something we want people to be aware of.”


If they are largely "symbolic" why even do it in the first place?
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:02 am to
Run hide fight

Charging a shooter with a bat is better than charging one with your purse.

Bats beats Battlestar Galactica
Posted by TigerStripes06
SWLA
Member since Sep 2006
30032 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:04 am to
Symbolic? Symbolic of what? How stupid they are?
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:04 am to
This might work for all those knive attacks in London.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
33909 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:05 am to
What is a 16 inch bat gonna do? A standard bat is 42 inches

Guess it’ll make a nice paper weight? You aren’t taking a 16 inch bat and trying to hit a guy with a gun
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 7:06 am
Posted by baldona
Florida
Member since Feb 2016
24484 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:05 am to
16 inch bats? Wtf. That's not even a bat that's a baton.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60162 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:07 am to
If the bat bites the shooter they could get rabies
Posted by Strannix
C.S.A.
Member since Dec 2012
54229 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:10 am to
Why not put bear spray in a glass cabinet???
Posted by Mkay 84
Member since Apr 2018
506 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:14 am to
This post was edited on 4/11/18 at 7:16 am
Posted by Jack Daniel
Gold member
Member since Feb 2013
29701 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:19 am to
quote:

16 inch bats

They couldn’t even give them full size bats?
Posted by OlGrandad
Member since Oct 2009
4698 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:20 am to
One PA district passing out rocks, this one is giving bats.

Sticks and stones.
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:21 am to
quote:

They couldn’t even give them full size bats?



Maybe they got a deal on LA Dodgers 2017 WS Champs commemorative miniature bats.
Posted by TigerFanatic99
South Bend, Indiana
Member since Jan 2007
36424 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:22 am to
quote:

500 school teachers with baseball bats


quote:

The district paid $1,800 for the bats


That's about $3.60 per bat. Are these plastic wiffle ball bats?
Posted by sweetwaterbilly
Member since Mar 2017
19649 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:24 am to
Several training courses are now telling teachers to keep canned goods on their desks to throw in these situations. I think it was another place in PA that said they were going to keep buckets with river stones in each classroom for the students to throw. What could go wrong?
Posted by Shwapp
Gonzales, LA
Member since Sep 2016
1047 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:38 am to
Next shooter's bones are fricked.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135036 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:39 am to
quote:

One PA district passing out rocks, this one is giving bats. Sticks and stones.


Remember the little rhyme from school?

“Sticks and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me.”

Now words are the most dangerous things of all.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76781 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:39 am to
never bring a bat to a gun fight
Posted by TigerNlc
Chocolate City
Member since Jun 2006
33222 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:46 am to
Someones been watching Lean on Me
Posted by UGATiger26
Jacksonville, FL
Member since Dec 2009
9128 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:50 am to
quote:

They couldn’t even give them full size bats?



Assault bats aren't legal anymore.
Posted by mtntiger
Asheville, NC
Member since Oct 2003
29915 posts
Posted on 4/11/18 at 7:51 am to
So, let me get this straight.

On the one hand, the school district leaders have come to the correct conclusion that teachers need to be armed just in case some nutcase decides to shoot up their school.

On the other hand, though, they just can't bring themselves to allow teachers to have one of those evil guns in order to properly defend themselves against a murderer with a gun.

Liberalism truly is a mental disorder.
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