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re: Pennsylvania Dance Teacher Gets the Cuffs for Teaching the Horizontal Mambo

Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:53 am to
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:53 am to
quote:

thought that was the horizontal mambo?


edited
Something tells me she's done some Ballsroom dancing before
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7155 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:53 am to
quote:

Dude probably spilled the beans because he was suddenly friend zoned because he had gotten too old for her.


That or maybe he tried to put her down easy and she took her crazy to the next level.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:55 am to
LINK

quote:

The victim was a student at an Aston dance studio, where Green was an instructor, since he was 10 years old.


This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 10:56 am
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
12629 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:55 am to
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Amazed that a 15 year old dude in dance would be up for that.

Probably why he ratted her out.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 10:57 am to
quote:

think it's actually delaware county, Pa.


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quote:

but that part's irrelevant.


Not if you were a student taking dance lessons in Delaware looking to get laid by your teacher
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14183 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:07 am to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22271 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:08 am to
quote:

horizontal mambo?


-Ballroom Slitz

-The Freeze (or i'll shoot)

-The Tush Push
(didnt have to change this one at all, joke wrote itself)

-The Hope-She Pokeies

-Teach me how to frickie

Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
65349 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:12 am to
nah
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
53881 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:13 am to
nice find, looking for more
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76239 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:14 am to
wonder if her friend was involved too?

her friend has some nice cans.
This post was edited on 9/9/20 at 11:17 am
Posted by Ancient Astronaut
Member since May 2015
37331 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:15 am to
I bet she has a plump pu$$y
Posted by Ghost of Colby
Alberta, overlooking B.C.
Member since Jan 2009
15646 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Amazed that a 15 year old dude in dance would be up for that.

He finally realized he was gay, and had to file charges to get her away from him.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74838 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:19 am to
quote:

What kind of straight 15 year old boy takes dance classes?
No
Fun
Looking
at every Saintsation
Posted by Charm299
Member since Aug 2017
787 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:20 am to
Not really, California allows this type of stuff now
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
79925 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:24 am to
quote:

What kind of straight 15 year old boy takes dance classes?
Maybe he wasn't at first.
Posted by AUriptide
Member since Aug 2009
7459 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:24 am to
Another look...Wood.

Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17601 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:30 am to
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Where the hell were these teachers when I was 15? I would have kept my mouth shut and enjoyed the ride while it lasted.


He hit it for 2 years. Probably got bored and wanted some new pussy. Easy way to end that relationship
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
41030 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:39 am to
quote:

A straight kid taking dance lessons.....

Alrighty


We used to always hear that the guys who did cheerleading were pulling TONS of female tail, but no one every believed them, because we all thought the guy cheerleaders were gay.

Maybe we were wrong after all.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10521 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:48 am to
I bet even that kids dad was surprised he was straight after all.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134623 posts
Posted on 9/9/20 at 11:52 am to
I’d do the tantric tango with her:
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