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Pardon me, does anyone speak jive? Now you can! Fun text translator!
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:23 am
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:23 am
Translate your posts here!
You can translate into jive, Swedish chef, moron (we call it rantard on TD), redneck, cockney, pig Latin and More!
Excuse me, does anyone here speak jive?
Spice up any old boring post with the New and improved translator!
And you can make This sleep inducing drivel:
Babe Thread Rules: No nudity is allowed. All women must be fully clothed, and no genitalia should be visible through the clothing. Also, keep the pics clean. There should not be any sexually explicit acts taking place in the pics.
And do not link to acceptable images that originate from porn sites. Use imageshack or some other image hosting site to host your image before posting them here. Your posting privileges may be suspended if you fail to follow these simple rules. Thanks for your cooperation.
Into THIS!
Bebe-a Threed Rooles: Nu noodeety is ellooed. Bork bork bork! Ell vumee moost be-a foolly cluzeed, und nu geneetelia shuoold be-a feesible-a thruoogh zee clutheeng. Elsu, keep zee peecs cleun. Zeere-a shuoold nut be-a uny sexooelly ixpleecit ects tekeeng plece-a in zee peecs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Und du nut leenk tu eccepteble-a imeges thet ooreeginete-a frum purn seetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Use-a imegesheck oor sume-a oozeer imege-a husteeng seete-a tu hust yuoor imege-a beffure-a pusteeng zeem here-a. Yuoor pusteeng preefileges mey be-a soospended iff yuoo feeel tu fulloo zeese-a seemple-a rooles. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thunks fur yuoor cuupereshun.
Now have some fun people!!!
You can translate into jive, Swedish chef, moron (we call it rantard on TD), redneck, cockney, pig Latin and More!
Excuse me, does anyone here speak jive?
Spice up any old boring post with the New and improved translator!
And you can make This sleep inducing drivel:
Babe Thread Rules: No nudity is allowed. All women must be fully clothed, and no genitalia should be visible through the clothing. Also, keep the pics clean. There should not be any sexually explicit acts taking place in the pics.
And do not link to acceptable images that originate from porn sites. Use imageshack or some other image hosting site to host your image before posting them here. Your posting privileges may be suspended if you fail to follow these simple rules. Thanks for your cooperation.
Into THIS!
Bebe-a Threed Rooles: Nu noodeety is ellooed. Bork bork bork! Ell vumee moost be-a foolly cluzeed, und nu geneetelia shuoold be-a feesible-a thruoogh zee clutheeng. Elsu, keep zee peecs cleun. Zeere-a shuoold nut be-a uny sexooelly ixpleecit ects tekeeng plece-a in zee peecs. Um gesh dee bork, bork!
Und du nut leenk tu eccepteble-a imeges thet ooreeginete-a frum purn seetes. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Use-a imegesheck oor sume-a oozeer imege-a husteeng seete-a tu hust yuoor imege-a beffure-a pusteeng zeem here-a. Yuoor pusteeng preefileges mey be-a soospended iff yuoo feeel tu fulloo zeese-a seemple-a rooles. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Thunks fur yuoor cuupereshun.
Now have some fun people!!!
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Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:27 am to fr33manator
quote:
So this hyar is th' redneck translashun. Have yo' tried translatin' a poem? laugh out loud
quote:
So's dis be de jive translashun. Gots ya' tried translatin' some poem? laugh out loud
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:30 am to fr33manator
Raysis
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:31 am to Napoleon
As my pal, Elmer Fudd would say,
quote:
Weww wabbit wet me see how this wowks whiwe I am howding my shot gun, uh-hah-hah-hah
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:32 am to Napoleon
In redneck
Fr33 reckons his posts is so witty,
Cause he's quick wif a rhyme o' a ditty,
But alas, truth be told,
His whole schtick's gittin' old,
An' ev'rythin' he writes is quite shitty
And jive,
Fr33 dinks his posts is so witty,
Cause he's quick wid some rhyme o' some ditty,
But alas, trud be told,
His whole schtick's digtin' old,
And everydin' he scribbles be quite shitty
Fr33 reckons his posts is so witty,
Cause he's quick wif a rhyme o' a ditty,
But alas, truth be told,
His whole schtick's gittin' old,
An' ev'rythin' he writes is quite shitty
And jive,
Fr33 dinks his posts is so witty,
Cause he's quick wid some rhyme o' some ditty,
But alas, trud be told,
His whole schtick's digtin' old,
And everydin' he scribbles be quite shitty
This post was edited on 10/23/15 at 9:35 am
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:33 am to fr33manator
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:35 am to fr33manator
Fun fact of the day: the woman playing the jive-translating grandma in "Airplane" was the same person who played June Cleaver.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:45 am to fr33manator
This hyar dialeckizer is at least 12 years old, cuss it all t' tarnation.
seriously, dis wuz out when most internet users wuz AOL members.
i'be usid de moron trasnlator sebehal times when repondigg t' sputid commins on facebook.
seriously, dis wuz out when most internet users wuz AOL members.
i'be usid de moron trasnlator sebehal times when repondigg t' sputid commins on facebook.
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:51 am to fr33manator
Best part of this is finding someone with a TL:DR story on these boards and just copy/pasting into the redneck dialect. Pretty funny stuff 
Posted on 10/23/15 at 9:54 am to foshizzle
"Ward, you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night."
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