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Owner of Monza soccer club promises to send a "bus full of sluts" if they beat rivals

Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130337 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:17 pm
quote:

'I'll Send A Bus Full Of Sluts' - Monza Owner And Former Italian Prime Minister, Motivating The Team To Beat AC Milan And Juventus At Their Christmas Party


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Posted by LurkerTooLong
Lakeview, NOLA
Member since Aug 2016
1954 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:19 pm to
“Avoid the clap”
-Jimmy Doogan
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41221 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:21 pm to
Legend
Posted by TheWalrus
Land of the Hogs
Member since Dec 2012
47455 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:22 pm to
Plot twist, the bus is full of promiscuous gay dudes
Posted by TigerOnTheMountain
Higher Elevation
Member since Oct 2014
41773 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:23 pm to
To be fair, we are talking about soccer.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130337 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:24 pm to
If an owner said that in this day and age in the US the absolute shrill outcry for 48 hours on ESPN and other places would be insane.

In Italy they are just like "I mean yeah. Send the sluts. Beat Juventus"
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
130337 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:24 pm to
Guys can be sluts too
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15506 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by I20goon
about 7mi down a dirt road
Member since Aug 2013
19829 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

Owner of Monza soccer club promises to send a "bus full of sluts" if they beat rivals
quote:

Fun Bunch
makes perfect sense
Posted by Old Money
LSU
Member since Sep 2012
41799 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 2:08 pm to
Based Berlusconi.

Imagine attending one of his parties…
Posted by Palomitz
Miami
Member since Oct 2009
2699 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 2:13 pm to
Where are the try-outs? I played soccer in elementary and understand a bit of Italian.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19984 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 2:18 pm to
Dangit, why can’t i ever work for a boss like that?

That’s exactly how you get motivation up and more work done
Posted by jimmy the leg
Member since Aug 2007
44327 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

"bus full of sluts"


Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
139502 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 3:37 pm to
If it's soccer, does sluts mean dudes with man buns?
Posted by Duke
Dillon, CO
Member since Jan 2008
36494 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 3:39 pm to
The owner has to be Silvio Berlusconi.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
79455 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

And Former Italian Prime Minister


Makes this 10x more interesting
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN / Key West, FL
Member since Jan 2020
1468 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

promiscuous gay dudes


promiscuous and gay dudes is an oxymoron.
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
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Posted on 12/14/22 at 4:13 pm to
Posted by MrWalkingMan
Republic of West Florida
Member since Aug 2010
8567 posts
Posted on 12/14/22 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

And Former Italian Prime Minister


Way to bury the lede
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