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OT Sleuths: Assemble!
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:54 pm
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:54 pm
I’ll give you guys the clues and try to come up with a logical answer.
1. Company car was driven Tues-Friday.
2. On Thursday afternoon, it was fully fueled and it was ~6-7 miles back to the office.
3. On Friday, it was driven RT to a site and back, and parked at ~2pm without any issues whatsoever.
4. Employee placed key on desk of assistant who handles cars and covers it up with gas receipt from Thursday fill-up.
5. Car was parked in the same spot today where it had been since Friday.
6. Employee went to drive the car this morning, and it wouldn’t start.
7. Employee turned key into office assistant and drove a different car today.
Pretty simple until the next few things..
7. Tow company was called and upon loading car onto flatbed, water starts pouring out of the exhaust.
8. The hood of car was opened and the engine compartment was muddy and battery terminals very corroded.
9. Gas tank was completely empty.
10. Gas receipt with odometer mileage at fill-up matched what it should be based upon mileage driven back to office on Thursday plus RT to site.
11. Camera that covered the part of the lot where it was parked was conveniently non-functional.
So... WTF?
A. Engine was flooded with water like someone had driven it into flooded ditch and it sucked water into the intake manifold.
B. However, the car was parked in the exact spot and showed no signs of mud anywhere outside and inside the car.
C. Odometer matches what it should based on miles driven.
D. Empty fuel tank.
E. Car required a key-fob for the push-start.
So someone gets the key, runs the car into a flooded ditch within a mile (ruining the engine), cleans the car, tows it back to the spot where it was taken, siphons the gas, and replaces the key?
That’s all I got..

1. Company car was driven Tues-Friday.
2. On Thursday afternoon, it was fully fueled and it was ~6-7 miles back to the office.
3. On Friday, it was driven RT to a site and back, and parked at ~2pm without any issues whatsoever.
4. Employee placed key on desk of assistant who handles cars and covers it up with gas receipt from Thursday fill-up.
5. Car was parked in the same spot today where it had been since Friday.
6. Employee went to drive the car this morning, and it wouldn’t start.
7. Employee turned key into office assistant and drove a different car today.
Pretty simple until the next few things..
7. Tow company was called and upon loading car onto flatbed, water starts pouring out of the exhaust.
8. The hood of car was opened and the engine compartment was muddy and battery terminals very corroded.
9. Gas tank was completely empty.
10. Gas receipt with odometer mileage at fill-up matched what it should be based upon mileage driven back to office on Thursday plus RT to site.
11. Camera that covered the part of the lot where it was parked was conveniently non-functional.
So... WTF?
A. Engine was flooded with water like someone had driven it into flooded ditch and it sucked water into the intake manifold.
B. However, the car was parked in the exact spot and showed no signs of mud anywhere outside and inside the car.
C. Odometer matches what it should based on miles driven.
D. Empty fuel tank.
E. Car required a key-fob for the push-start.
So someone gets the key, runs the car into a flooded ditch within a mile (ruining the engine), cleans the car, tows it back to the spot where it was taken, siphons the gas, and replaces the key?
That’s all I got..
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 7:56 pm
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:54 pm to LSUAlum2001
I'll give you a clue: no one's reading all that
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:56 pm to Ingeniero
Someone will.
This is the OT where bored people at work hang out.
This is the OT where bored people at work hang out.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:56 pm to LSUAlum2001
Chalk it up as a loss and move on. Who gives a shite about that car honestly.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 7:58 pm to LSUAlum2001
How many gallons on fuel receipt?
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:00 pm to NewIberiaHaircut
14-15 gals give or take.
Car was still reading almost full Friday afternoon.
Car was still reading almost full Friday afternoon.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:01 pm to LSUAlum2001
quote:you're a shitty boss
come up with a logical answer.
This was revenge
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:02 pm to Leon Spinks
Figure out which employee is Leon Spinks
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:04 pm to Rouge
quote:
you're a shitty boss
I’m the one who drove the car Tues-Fri and parked it.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:04 pm to LSUAlum2001
the surgeon is the boys mother
and shes a whore
and shes a whore
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:04 pm to LSUAlum2001
The person who drove it RT ran through a ditch, sprayed it clean at the car wash then hid the key with the receipt over it so no one would immediately go check on the car.
Gas leaked out from punctured fuel tank or line.
You should not get black out drunk in company vehicles.
Gas leaked out from punctured fuel tank or line.
You should not get black out drunk in company vehicles.
This post was edited on 3/19/19 at 8:08 pm
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:07 pm to LSUAlum2001
The gas receipt could have been for the employeee filling up his own vehicle and not the company car.
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:08 pm to LSUAlum2001
The horse named Friday’s mother was the surgeon and she didn’t bury the survivors
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:11 pm to LSUAlum2001
I put my money on the employee aka you Ted :)
Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:11 pm to LSUAlum2001
This is the very last thing the cameras saw


Posted on 3/19/19 at 8:13 pm to Bullfrog
quote:
The person who drove it RT ran through a ditch, sprayed it clean at the car wash then hid the key with the receipt over it so no one would immediately go check on the car.
Gas leaked out from punctured fuel tank or line.
Sounds like a winner to me
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