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Errbody
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OT Lawyers: Can I use "incorrectly loading a dishwasher"...

As grounds for a divorce? My wife (no pics) can't do it to save her life.


LittleJerrySeinfield
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I load my dishwasher every night. It's up to her to decide if I did it incorrectly.


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Motorboat
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Yes. And she’s doing it wrong so that you will do it for her.


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LZ83
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You sound like the wife.


Sidicous
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One thing I learned in life, in America one can attempt ANYTHING as a basis for a lawsuit. How well it holds up is another matter entirely.

Good luck finding a sympathetic dishwasher judge.

Might be easier to keep this wife and get a 2nd one for the dishes.


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tss22h8
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Pics of dishwasher (1) loaded by you and (2) loaded by the wife? For comparison purposes.


850SaintsGator
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Pensacola
Member since Sep 2021
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I never knew there was an incorrect way to load a dysgraphia until i got married


Weekend Warrior79
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dysgraphia

How often do you use this word for it to be an autocorrect for dishwasher?

I don't know what's worse, the fact that my wife(no pics) will put all forks/knives pointing up and spoons pointing down; or that she always finds a way to essentially close containers (put container against lid) in the dishwasher and get annoyed that the container isn't clean


Herschal
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My wife is physically incapable of loading it correctly.

I have decided that she does it on purpose so that I will handle it.


tadman
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quote:

You sound like the wife.


Right? My wife (no pics) and I have this discussion regularly. Who tf cares??? The dishwasher is loaded and cleaning dishes.


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YOURADHERE
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Mine likes to put my nice knives in the dishwasher, I'd cut her but I can't because all my nice knives are dull from being run through the dishwasher.


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TDsngumbo
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Please return my wife back to me.

Thanks


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Abstract Queso Dip
Member since Mar 2021
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How do you know you are doing it correctly? Have you ever read the official dishwasher manual?

or are you just going by what the dishwashers of America pamphlet says.


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EthicalHedonist
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I know a girl who washed a toaster in the dishwasher when she was younger.


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Deep Purple Haze
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quote:

incorrectly loading a dishwasher


aka "failing to satisfy ur wife"


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TigerOnTheMountain
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Sometimes my wife pisses me off, but after reading the shite y’all complain about here, I realize I hit the jackpot. I haven’t loaded a dishwasher or washed dishes since we started dating.


TigerCoon
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pics of your wife loading the dishwasher. Topless and non-Topless, for comparsion purposes.


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AutoYes_Clown
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I have decided that she does it on purpose so that I will handle it.


This is pretty much my life mission. Do enough correctly to not get fire or divorced, yet screw up enough to not get asked again for help or additional tasks.


alphaandomega
Alabama Fan
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2012
11535 posts

Find another job for her to do while you load the dishwasher.

My wife (no pics) does the dishes each night and I feed the dogs and make the coffee (to brew the next morning).


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wadewilson
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or that she always finds a way to essentially close containers (put container against lid) in the dishwasher and get annoyed that the container isn't clean


Can you do me one solid and keep my wife there through the end of football season?


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