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OT Lawyers: Can I use "incorrectly loading a dishwasher"...
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:06 am
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:06 am
As grounds for a divorce? My wife (no pics) can't do it to save her life.
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Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:09 am to Errbody
I load my dishwasher every night. It's up to her to decide if I did it incorrectly.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:09 am to Errbody
Yes. And she’s doing it wrong so that you will do it for her.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:10 am to Errbody
You sound like the wife.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:10 am to Errbody
One thing I learned in life, in America one can attempt ANYTHING as a basis for a lawsuit. How well it holds up is another matter entirely.
Good luck finding a sympathetic dishwasher judge.
Might be easier to keep this wife and get a 2nd one for the dishes.
Good luck finding a sympathetic dishwasher judge.
Might be easier to keep this wife and get a 2nd one for the dishes.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:10 am to Errbody
Pics of dishwasher (1) loaded by you and (2) loaded by the wife? For comparison purposes.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:11 am to Errbody
I never knew there was an incorrect way to load a dysgraphia until i got married
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:22 am to 850SaintsGator
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dysgraphia
How often do you use this word for it to be an autocorrect for dishwasher?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my wife(no pics) will put all forks/knives pointing up and spoons pointing down; or that she always finds a way to essentially close containers (put container against lid) in the dishwasher and get annoyed that the container isn't clean
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:25 am to Errbody
My wife is physically incapable of loading it correctly.
I have decided that she does it on purpose so that I will handle it.
I have decided that she does it on purpose so that I will handle it.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:29 am to LZ83
quote:
You sound like the wife.
Right? My wife (no pics) and I have this discussion regularly. Who tf cares??? The dishwasher is loaded and cleaning dishes.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:31 am to Errbody
Mine likes to put my nice knives in the dishwasher, I'd cut her but I can't because all my nice knives are dull from being run through the dishwasher.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:34 am to Errbody
Please return my wife back to me.
Thanks
Thanks
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:35 am to Errbody
How do you know you are doing it correctly? Have you ever read the official dishwasher manual?
or are you just going by what the dishwashers of America pamphlet says.
or are you just going by what the dishwashers of America pamphlet says.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:35 am to Errbody
I know a girl who washed a toaster in the dishwasher when she was younger.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:35 am to Errbody
quote:
incorrectly loading a dishwasher
aka "failing to satisfy ur wife"
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:38 am to Errbody
Sometimes my wife pisses me off, but after reading the shite y’all complain about here, I realize I hit the jackpot. I haven’t loaded a dishwasher or washed dishes since we started dating.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:39 am to Errbody
pics of your wife loading the dishwasher. Topless and non-Topless, for comparsion purposes.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 11:39 am to Herschal
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I have decided that she does it on purpose so that I will handle it.
This is pretty much my life mission. Do enough correctly to not get fire or divorced, yet screw up enough to not get asked again for help or additional tasks.
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:27 pm to Errbody
Find another job for her to do while you load the dishwasher.
My wife (no pics) does the dishes each night and I feed the dogs and make the coffee (to brew the next morning).
My wife (no pics) does the dishes each night and I feed the dogs and make the coffee (to brew the next morning).
Posted on 10/5/22 at 12:35 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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or that she always finds a way to essentially close containers (put container against lid) in the dishwasher and get annoyed that the container isn't clean
Can you do me one solid and keep my wife there through the end of football season?
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